Scalabrini's definitions

surmission

An idea or opinion based on insufficiently conclusive evidence; a conjecture. (via dictionary.com) It is the noun form of the verb "surmise." For some reason not recognised as a word by "legitimate" dictionaries. Dictionary.com strangely thinks that the noun form of "surmise" is, again, "surmise", which is just silly. Potentially first used and thus invented by me.

If one makes a surmission, said surmission is generally incorrect, as per the definition of the word.

by Scalabrini July 6, 2004

Gugliotta

to inexplicably and precipitously fall from greatness

I married Britney Spears in Vegas one night, then Gugliotted it away when I agreed to the anullment.

by Scalabrini March 17, 2005

dice

A combination of "dope" and "nice," thus being exceptionally good.

Kid from "My Brother and Me": That Kendall Gill is pretty dice.

by Scalabrini December 25, 2003

Melo

short for "Carmelo," as in Anthony, a stellar forward for the Denver Nuggets

According to the Sacramento Bee, Melo has the fifth most street cred in the NBA.

by Scalabrini March 25, 2004

intelligent math

A cryptic term that is part of the closing credits of some random anime show. Apparantly, the Japanese think it makes sense. More generally, it is a potentially positive modifier that may be applied to a person.

She's intelligent math.

by Scalabrini December 31, 2003

thugonomics

The study of thug life and the ghetto economy.

While you pray to Allah, reading your Koran and teachings of Mohammed
I'm in my crib studying thugonomics
-Jurassic 5-

by Scalabrini April 5, 2005

ASMD

And suck my dick. Ice Cold's proposed sequel to his book FYM (Fuck Y'all Motherfuckers) in the movie Fear of a Black Hat.

I was going to call it ASMBD, and suck my black dick, but five letters seemed like too long a title.

by Scalabrini April 13, 2005