You know you're Armenian when...
1. Asked where he's from, your
dad may reply "I'm hye." People will never look at you the same way.
2. You're last name ends with either "ian" or "yan".
3. You live in Los Angeles County. If you don't many of your relatives do, in the areas north of Hollywood. (Glendale, Burbank, etc.)
4. Your family considers the anniversary of the Armenian Genocide a national day of mourning.
5. Your
parents are still holding a grudge over the genocide, and hate Turks with a passion.
6.
Church is attended as a social event.
7. Often, when your family meets other Armenians, it's realized that you're all related.
8. Dolmeh: You either hate it or love it.
9. Though you are not
rich, you enjoy luxuries such as brand name clothing, jewlery, nice cars, and more.
10. After watching "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", you were shocked to realize that your own relatives resemble many of the characters.
11. Your
parents were probably born in Iran, and fled the country before or during the
war.
12. Though you were never taught the language, you are able to understand Iranian (Farsi).
13. No matter what kind of
music you listen to, System of a Down rocks!
14. You have to applaud the Armenians for trying to change the
ghetto of East Hollywood.
15. You are from one of the best countries in the world.
Since telling her we are "hye",my
teacher thinks my family is into drugs. My last name is Kevakian. I live in La Crescenta, California. I wear
black on April 24. My
parents hate Turks, but I think I can forgive them for their shameful past. My future husband can most likely be found at our church. The new guy who works at the bakery is my
dad's cousin's husband's uncle's wife's nephew. I could eat dolmeh everyday of my life. Yesterday I bought a $100 purse at Coach. I think the producers of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" met my family somewhere and thought we were from Greece. My parents were born in Tehran, and both moved before the Iran-Iraq War. Who needs Spanish?! Knowing Armenian, Farsi, and
English will get me a decent
job in LA! I like
rap and hip-hop, yet I have every CD from System of a Down. Sure, East Hollywood is still full of hookers, drugs, and cheap bars, but hey, they managed to get that "Little Armenia" sign up; it's a start, right? I'm from Armenia, one of the best countries in the world.