suckasm

Attempted humour that is dry and generally unfunny.

Suckasm is aligned with sarcasm, and well recognised as the lowest form of humour.

Man, i'm so sick of marshall's suckasm.

Marsh tries to be funny, but his suckasm is really getting to me.

by tanman69 November 5, 2008

suckastink!

adj. Extremely foul smelling.

That millipede crawled across my foot and when I put said foot to my nose suckastink!

by Santilena August 23, 2007

suckgasm

An orgasm that, for one reason or another, is vastly below par.

Aw, man, I tried to get myself off but it's too hot in here and I was trying to rush it and I ended up just having a suckgasm.

by Corporate Thuggin' May 26, 2010

Suckass Samsonite

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.

I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

suckaism

A contagious habit of doing sucka shit

Nobody likes to hang with John, John has a bad case of suckaism.

by Heatmonsta April 17, 2017

Suckamadoodle

What my son calls a hand-held vacuum...

Mommy, I know you're mad I ate crackers on the rug, but don't worry!
I'll use the suckamadoodle to get the crumbs off the floor!

by Mass Madness June 15, 2017

Suckassidness

when something of a bad or unwanted nature happens to you and it upsets or brings you down Suckassidness occurs .

when you are excited about an upcoming event

and want to have fun with your friends only to be

told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!

by KeepSmiling11 August 17, 2011