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An orgasm that, for one reason or another, is vastly below par.

Aw, man, I tried to get myself off but it's too hot in here and I was trying to rush it and I ended up just having a suckgasm.

suckgasm by Corporate Thuggin' May 26, 2010

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Sockgasm

The immediately good feeling your feet experience the moment you take your socks off after a long hard day of work or play.

When Mikey, Todd, Matty and I finished playing golf the other day, when I finally got home, I took my socks off, and had the most amazing sockgasm.

Sockgasm by rastafari73 September 7, 2010

Related Words

suckgasm • Sockgasms • suckasm • Sulkgasm • Kirby suck-gasm • sleep suck-gasm • naked scuba suck-gasm • suck gash

suckasm

Attempted humour that is dry and generally unfunny.

Suckasm is aligned with sarcasm, and well recognised as the lowest form of humour.

Man, i'm so sick of marshall's suckasm.

Marsh tries to be funny, but his suckasm is really getting to me.

suckasm by tanman69 November 5, 2008

sleep suck-gasm

A sleep suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he fucks a guy in the mouth and has a cumgasm while he's asleep.

Matt occasionally has a sleep suck-gasm when he fucks my mouth and has a cumgasm -- I can always tell though, because I have his cum-taste in my mouth afterward!

sleep suck-gasm by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

naked scuba suck-gasm

A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!

naked scuba suck-gasm by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

Kirby suck-gasm

A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.

When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!

Kirby suck-gasm by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Sockgasms

Having or as if having an orgasm from a pair of socks (may or may not be referring to stripy socks). This is usually caused from an acute sock fetish reaction to a particularly liked pair of socks. Sockgasms may be suppressed or even eliminated from exposure to an evil sock monster.

"The blogger that I'm following just got a new pair of stripy socks, and I had major sockgasms"

Sockgasms by Jyusan February 17, 2010

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026