Aw, man, I tried to get myself off but it's too hot in here and I was trying to rush it and I ended up just having a suckgasm.
by Corporate Thuggin' May 26, 2010
Get the suckgasm mug.The immediately good feeling your feet experience the moment you take your socks off after a long hard day of work or play.
When Mikey, Todd, Matty and I finished playing golf the other day, when I finally got home, I took my socks off, and had the most amazing sockgasm.
by rastafari73 September 7, 2010
Get the Sockgasm mug.Attempted humour that is dry and generally unfunny.
Suckasm is aligned with sarcasm, and well recognised as the lowest form of humour.
Suckasm is aligned with sarcasm, and well recognised as the lowest form of humour.
Man, i'm so sick of marshall's suckasm.
Marsh tries to be funny, but his suckasm is really getting to me.
Marsh tries to be funny, but his suckasm is really getting to me.
by tanman69 November 5, 2008
Get the suckasm mug.A sleep suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he fucks a guy in the mouth and has a cumgasm while he's asleep.
Matt occasionally has a sleep suck-gasm when he fucks my mouth and has a cumgasm -- I can always tell though, because I have his cum-taste in my mouth afterward!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
Get the sleep suck-gasm mug.A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!
by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021
Get the naked scuba suck-gasm mug.A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.
When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
Get the Kirby suck-gasm mug.Having or as if having an orgasm from a pair of socks (may or may not be referring to stripy socks). This is usually caused from an acute sock fetish reaction to a particularly liked pair of socks. Sockgasms may be suppressed or even eliminated from exposure to an evil sock monster.
by Jyusan February 17, 2010
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