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Sockgasm 

The immediately good feeling your feet experience the moment you take your socks off after a long hard day of work or play.
When Mikey, Todd, Matty and I finished playing golf the other day, when I finally got home, I took my socks off, and had the most amazing sockgasm.
Sockgasm by rastafari73 September 7, 2010
Attempted humour that is dry and generally unfunny.

Suckasm is aligned with sarcasm, and well recognised as the lowest form of humour.
Man, i'm so sick of marshall's suckasm.

Marsh tries to be funny, but his suckasm is really getting to me.
suckasm by tanman69 November 5, 2008

sleep suck-gasm

A sleep suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he fucks a guy in the mouth and has a cumgasm while he's asleep.
Matt occasionally has a sleep suck-gasm when he fucks my mouth and has a cumgasm -- I can always tell though, because I have his cum-taste in my mouth afterward!
sleep suck-gasm by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

naked scuba suck-gasm

A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!

Kirby suck-gasm 

A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.
When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!
Kirby suck-gasm by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Sockgasms 

Having or as if having an orgasm from a pair of socks (may or may not be referring to stripy socks). This is usually caused from an acute sock fetish reaction to a particularly liked pair of socks. Sockgasms may be suppressed or even eliminated from exposure to an evil sock monster.
"The blogger that I'm following just got a new pair of stripy socks, and I had major sockgasms"
Sockgasms by Jyusan February 17, 2010