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Stubitch 

What the hell is that stubitch doing?
What a stubitch.
Stubitch by ApexB September 29, 2005
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Describes situations that always occur while stoned in public. E.g. the propensity for the cashier at the grocery store to be new and screw up, causing a manager to come help fix the register while you stand there high as a kite. One can have a stublic moment or simply be stublic.
I felt stublic when I started to drive off and realized the gas pump was still connected to my car.

"When that cashier gave me 10 $1 bills in change for my $50 bill I knew it was going to be a stublic moment. It just got worse from there."
stublic by phipywr September 10, 2008
Women's little leg hairs. The early hair growth after a woman shaves her legs.
Don't touch my leg, I have little stublies.
stublies by Losy Bear January 10, 2008

stublikans 

Anything that is 1/4 of normal size but looks identical to the origional sized item.
The One Quart jugs of milk that look identical to the full size One gallon sized jugs.

'Look! They've got STUBLIKANS!' (while pointing at miniature chocolate milk jug)
stublikans by gooch14 May 9, 2008
Describes situations that always occur while stoned in public. E.g. the propensity for the cashier at the grocery store to be new and screw up, causing a manager to come help fix the register while you stand there high as a kite. One can have a stublic moment or simply be stublic.
I felt stublic when I started to drive off and realized the gas pump was still connected to my car.

"When that cashier gave me 10 $1 bills in change for my $50 bill I knew it was going to be a stublic moment. It just got worse from there."
stublic by phipywr September 9, 2008

Stubitch 

A girl that no one can stand to be near.
Hey...shut up! Here comes the stubitch!!!
Stubitch by Murda October 27, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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