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The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.
Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!
by ApexB September 12, 2005
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A quick way of saying 'stupid bitch'.
What the hell is that stubitch doing?
What a stubitch.
by ApexB September 29, 2005
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zorse: a cross between a zebra and a horse
z(ebra) + (h)orse
wow, that zorse has stripes, yet looks suprisingly like a horse! Fully sick!
by ApexB September 12, 2005
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The type of pussy you see on old women you are forced to do gynaecological examinations on, but heaps don't want to.
JJB: I've been doing pelvic exams all day. That's some nasty nasty puss.
by ApexB September 12, 2005
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A chick that comes on 'hot and heavy'
Gee, that Melissa, what a fucken croc pot!
by ApexB September 13, 2005
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Name used for a girl who is fast and loud.
Wow, what about that Nava? She's a bloody Jet Engine she is.
by ApexB September 13, 2005
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a phrase, derived from persian, which can be loosely translated as 'kiss my balls'
person 1: hey you shouldn't do that...
person 2: don't tell me what to do! Tokmamo babuss.
by ApexB September 30, 2005
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