ApexB's definitions

croc pot

A chick that comes on 'hot and heavy'

Gee, that Melissa, what a fucken croc pot!

by ApexB September 26, 2005

come here bitch

A term used between loved ones to express that they want the other person to come over to where they are, in a non-threatening manner.

Father to little daughter in suburban shopping mall: Come here bitch!

by ApexB September 25, 2005

sweetnas

a mix between both 'sweetness' and 'sweet as' = 'sweetnas'

JJB: Hey getting with that chick was fucken sweetnas!

by ApexB September 30, 2005

nasty nasty puss

The type of pussy you see on old women you are forced to do gynaecological examinations on, but heaps don't want to.

JJB: I've been doing pelvic exams all day. That's some nasty nasty puss.

by ApexB September 25, 2005

not happy Jan

The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.

Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!

by ApexB September 25, 2005

jet engine

Name used for a girl who is fast and loud.

Wow, what about that Nava? She's a bloody Jet Engine she is.

by ApexB September 26, 2005

Stubitch

A quick way of saying 'stupid bitch'.

What the hell is that stubitch doing?
What a stubitch.

by ApexB September 29, 2005