gooch14's definitions

pop rivet

Flexing your kegel dick muscles while erect and inside an orifice

"...Oh man, not only did I have sex with that girl, I pop riveted her."
"...what the hell is pop rivet?"
"I pumped blood into my dick while inside her...duh"

by gooch14 September 30, 2015

Pirate Bath

The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a washcloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"

Kyle was in a helluva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.

by gooch14 August 6, 2006

Michigan Swirlie

To give a person a typical swirlie, but instead of in a toilet, dunk them into a snow bank.

Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you can run your mouth. If you don't shut up Uncle Matt and I will be giving you a Michigan Swirlie.

by gooch14 January 8, 2010

pirate bath

The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"

Kyle was in a helluva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.

by gooch14 September 10, 2008

stublikans

Anything that is 1/4 of normal size but looks identical to the origional sized item.

The One Quart jugs of milk that look identical to the full size One gallon sized jugs.

'Look! They've got STUBLIKANS!' (while pointing at miniature chocolate milk jug)

by gooch14 May 9, 2008