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Height
Height by Bruce Elien January 20, 2022
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Height by GrammarGoku February 28, 2022
Height
Guy one: Man...My height is crazy...
Guy two: What do you mean?? You're only 2'5.
Guy one: Yeah, but I meant like...My HEIGHT...
Guy two: What do you mean?? You're only 2'5.
Guy one: Yeah, but I meant like...My HEIGHT...
Height by wrng9hrew8ty-r3q Guy January 13, 2023
Height supremacist
A male or female who uses the height of other individuals as their main way of establishing their value and character.
Height supremacist by Puckhard.com December 19, 2014
Height Flight
1. When a short man leaves a location because a taller man arrives.
2. A short man's dysfunctional overuse of steroids, protein shakes, loud banter, and obsessive body building routines, to compensate for the intimidation he feels around taller men.
3. The hyperspastic rage a short guy suffers from when he is hitting on a group of girls and sees a tall guy approaching. Resulting in the short guy bragging about how often he works out, turning red, cock blocking the tall guy, then running out of the bar, kicking a parking meter, and crying in his car, with snot dribbling into his mouth, while listening to Celine Dion on his way home to Burbank.
2. A short man's dysfunctional overuse of steroids, protein shakes, loud banter, and obsessive body building routines, to compensate for the intimidation he feels around taller men.
3. The hyperspastic rage a short guy suffers from when he is hitting on a group of girls and sees a tall guy approaching. Resulting in the short guy bragging about how often he works out, turning red, cock blocking the tall guy, then running out of the bar, kicking a parking meter, and crying in his car, with snot dribbling into his mouth, while listening to Celine Dion on his way home to Burbank.
A large population of short dudes with height flight move to Los Angeles every year because they are intimidated in their Midwestern and East Coast hometowns by the majority population of taller men.
"Gary I'm not leaving the bar just because you bought all those girls drinks and they stopped talking to you as soon as that tall dude started hitting on them. You need to get over your height flight."
"Gary I'm not leaving the bar just because you bought all those girls drinks and they stopped talking to you as soon as that tall dude started hitting on them. You need to get over your height flight."
Height Flight by EDDIEFM September 2, 2013
Height Hoe
A height hoe is a girl of average or short height who will only date men above a certain height (normally 6'0"). Tall girls can also be height hoes, but if they're 5'9" or taller it's understandable.
Rebecca: He's 6'3", I don't want to be a height hoe, but you know, I'm 5'9"
Alexander: It's reasonable
Alexander: It's reasonable
Height Hoe by Japas August 11, 2018
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