stoont

An angry ginger that doesn’t listen to what anyone tells them

Î asked this stoont for a pencil one time and he told me to screw off

stoont by Bet -___- April 20, 2018

stoonch 

A stinky vagina.

pungent pussy, rotten peach, smelly coochi, funky fuckhole, stinky snatch, torrid twat, fermented fish taco, mangy mutt, stale cookie, stench trench, squalid squidport, skunk, fishy snatch, gangrenous gash, infected axe wound, moldy minge, fungus hole, sour slot, clammy cunny, vile vag, musty cave, dumpy ditch, tangy taint, rotten meat wallet, stank tunnel, hog hole, bat cave, expired juice box, maggoty meat stocking, hatch to hell, fish box, tuna town, cheesy cunt, slovenly snatch, poopy pootytang, putrid pussy, rank skankhole, yecchy yoni, fetid fuckbucket, stinkbox, slaggy slumhole, stenchy cooter, vapid vagg, spicy meat taco, mingy meat lips, decomposing doodle hole, smelly cum bucket, clammy clamchops, stinky hatchet gash, fish cunt, herring hole, stinkpuss, seafood taco, nasty smooch, aged sloppyjoe, stinky squidhole, vulture vulva, maggot den, rundown paris hilton, grimy gutter, death trench, infected cut, dirty goat, dead kitten, cookie monster, calamari cooter, dumpster, grody goo-hole, rank red snapper, gassy gash, guano cave, rotten cookie, queefing wookie

Uncle Doodle's Angus beefstick stunk for weeks after marinating in Daisy's guano cave. "Spelunking that swampy stoonch was worth the chlamydia", he claims.

Helga's stoonch stunk of fermented herring. I held my breath to eat her naughty, rotten cookie. It didn't taste as foul as it smelled.

When asked about the smell, I told my friends she slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to mention her stoonch. （ ´_ゝ`）

He squirted his chia seeds into her stoonch to start the fermentation process. She said it's 100% Organic.

We assumed the stench was just a wookie eating a whale carcass. We turned the corner and there was Trigglypuff, gobbling baloney with her hogly stoonch.

stoonch by Uncle Doodle August 14, 2016

spoontard 

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

spoontard by spoontard March 21, 2009

Spoontagonism

To partake or hold certain beliefs in the following of the mighty Mr Spoon. ie Spoontagonist meaning a follower of the Spoon cult

Mr Spoon being Grunge Legends from Pembrokshire, WalesSpoontagonism is in no way violent as the name might suggest, quite the opposite infact, Spoontagonist's promote love and good vibes.

Spoontagonism by Billious Fog December 14, 2010

soon™ 

Often used sarcastically, with the implication that something may not happen as "soon" as suggested.

Commonly used by video game manufacturers when announcing something that is in the works that may not yet have a predicted release time frame.

The newest update for -insert video game series here- will be released soon™.

soon™ by Audrec January 24, 2017

soont 

An alternate way of calling someone a cunt. Used when talking about people in third person and is also used as a friendly insult to use with mates. The word is based off the word cunt having a soft c. Say it like it's accented, not like "soon"t.

Give me back my polar bear ya soont
Oi soonts, lets go to the pub
That guys a fucking soont

soont by Jonoc33 August 4, 2011

Stooner 

A person who enjoys doing street activities such as skating, graffiti, urban exploration... it is usually an extrovert person who is creative.

He is such a stooner he is always in the streets doing random stuff

Stooner by Stooner December 20, 2020