Stooner

A person who enjoys doing street activities such as skating, graffiti, urban exploration... it is usually an extrovert person who is creative.

He is such a stooner he is always in the streets doing random stuff

by Stooner December 20, 2020

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my friend Chris is a Stooner!

by smek oner (sean j.) September 5, 2003

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Stooner

A person who has an unhealthy obsession with weed, similar to Coomer but for weed.

“Bro im not addicted to weed, its completely harmless”
“You smoke weed 15 times a day the fuck you mean you’re not addicted”
“But i gotta rela-“
“Shut the fuck up Stooner.”

by The Altiner August 15, 2023

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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

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Stoner Vibe

Putting out POSITIVE ENERGY, LAUGHTER, going with the flow, good MUSIC, CANNABIS represented somewhere, insense smell, 420 and 710 are essential. Probably HIGH🔥💨

Cheech and Chong give off a comedy Stoner Vibe!
Snoop Dogg has an easy going Stoner Vibe.
The movie Pineapple Express has a funny Stoner Vibe .

by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019

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