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stooner
stooner by smek oner (sean j.) September 5, 2003
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Stooner
“Bro im not addicted to weed, its completely harmless”
“You smoke weed 15 times a day the fuck you mean you’re not addicted”
“But i gotta rela-“
“Shut the fuck up Stooner.”
“You smoke weed 15 times a day the fuck you mean you’re not addicted”
“But i gotta rela-“
“Shut the fuck up Stooner.”
Stooner by The Altiner August 15, 2023
The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Stoner Vibe
Putting out POSITIVE ENERGY, LAUGHTER, going with the flow, good MUSIC, CANNABIS represented somewhere, insense smell, 420 and 710 are essential. Probably HIGH🔥💨
Cheech and Chong give off a comedy Stoner Vibe!
Snoop Dogg has an easy going Stoner Vibe.
The movie Pineapple Express has a funny Stoner Vibe .
Snoop Dogg has an easy going Stoner Vibe.
The movie Pineapple Express has a funny Stoner Vibe .
Stoner Vibe by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019
420%er Stoner
They are the 420% who exist in the universe who habitually consumes CANNABIS WEED
🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨
🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨
420%er Stoner by ClassicRonnie April 6, 2019
Stoner Love
🔥 people who habitually consumes CANNABIS putting out POSITIVE LOVING ENERGY for all to enjoy..ONE LOVE
🔥 Anything representing CANNABIS showing LOVE
🔥 Anything representing CANNABIS showing LOVE
🔥 Hey man heres a couple nugs man STONER LOVE
🔥 Ernesto and Delilah are Stoners in Love. STONER LOVE
🔥 Cannabis and Pizza STONER LOVE
🔥 Ernesto and Delilah are Stoners in Love. STONER LOVE
🔥 Cannabis and Pizza STONER LOVE
Stoner Love by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019
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