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my friend Chris is a Stooner!
stooner by smek oner (sean j.) September 5, 2003
Related Words
A person who has an unhealthy obsession with weed, similar to Coomer but for weed.
“Bro im not addicted to weed, its completely harmless”
“You smoke weed 15 times a day the fuck you mean you’re not addicted”
“But i gotta rela-“
Shut the fuck up Stooner.”
Stooner by The Altiner August 15, 2023

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

Stoner Vibe

Putting out POSITIVE ENERGY, LAUGHTER, going with the flow, good MUSIC, CANNABIS represented somewhere, insense smell, 420 and 710 are essential. Probably HIGH🔥💨
Cheech and Chong give off a comedy Stoner Vibe!
Snoop Dogg has an easy going Stoner Vibe.
The movie Pineapple Express has a funny Stoner Vibe .
Stoner Vibe by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019

420%er Stoner

They are the 420% who exist in the universe who habitually consumes CANNABIS WEED
🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨
I BLAZE🔥 everyday so I am a GENUINE 420%er STONER!
420%er Stoner by ClassicRonnie April 6, 2019

Stoner Love 

🔥 people who habitually consumes CANNABIS putting out POSITIVE LOVING ENERGY for all to enjoy..ONE LOVE
🔥 Anything representing CANNABIS showing LOVE
🔥 Hey man heres a couple nugs man STONER LOVE
🔥 Ernesto and Delilah are Stoners in Love. STONER LOVE
🔥 Cannabis and Pizza STONER LOVE
Stoner Love by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019