soont 

An alternate way of calling someone a cunt. Used when talking about people in third person and is also used as a friendly insult to use with mates. The word is based off the word cunt having a soft c. Say it like it's accented, not like "soon"t.

Give me back my polar bear ya soont
Oi soonts, lets go to the pub
That guys a fucking soont

soont by Jonoc33 August 4, 2011

soont 

Its like soon and i wont/cant put together. It is used like the word shouldn't and wouldn't. it also sounds really cool.

soont deal with that dumb girl anymore.
ill cap that hoe and soont have anymore trouble.

soont by myfakename August 12, 2009

Your definition will be reviewed soon. 

when you submit a definition , a message will show saying "Your definition will be reviewed soon." - and by soon they mean about at least 2 weeks

Your definition will be reviewed soon. -"this definition was probably created 3 weeks before it was posted and reviewed here "

Your definition will be reviewed soon. by NotaFortniteSpedkid February 17, 2021

Your definition will be reviewed soon. 

A lie

Your definition will be reviewed soon.
This is a lie

Your definition will be reviewed soon. by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

soon (tm) 

Describes something that we are told is coming soon (game updates, TV shows, etc.) but we have heard it enough times to know better. Whoever is saying x event will occur soon is considered to own the trademark on the word because they have used it so many times.

"when are the new chappelles show episodes?"
"i dunno, soon (tm)"

soon (tm) by tstan September 1, 2008

Your Definition Will Be Reviewed Soon 

That stressful time when you wonder if your funny urban dictionary definition will be published before you see your friends later that day.

Your Definition Will Be Reviewed Soon is more stressful than falling off a 100 foot building.

Your Definition Will Be Reviewed Soon by TennisPlayer69 June 9, 2021

too soon 

A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a recent event (being in the last decade or so).

person1: Ah man, i didn't study for the final. I'm gonna fail for sure

person2: Dude, you're screwed like Steve Irwin in a tank of stingrays.

person1: Too soon.

too soon by Attomar November 26, 2007