Shoont

slang for shit or shoot. Used when someone refuses to do something. See example.

I don't wanna go to school mamma, Shoont!
or
Answer the door, Shoont!

by Chrystina January 9, 2006

Shoont

A term of endearment that you can use when someone has done something cute for you, or when they have done something nasty but you love them anyway.

1) Stop poking me ! You're such a shoont >:(
2) You're being really shoonty right now.
3) Awww thanks for the flowers Shoont :)

by Prac September 13, 2017

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

by jpg3 August 28, 2010

shooters gonna shoot

to embrace yolo and do whatever you had been contemplating

bro 1 at gym: should i talk to that girl?
bro 2: idk, should you?
bro 3: fuck it, shooters gonna shoot. im going in

by fubgm May 31, 2017

shoot the snake

Practice of exposing an erect penis (boner) in order to startle an unsuspecting person. Quite often used as a put down when done to an unpopular male or a male from outside your own social group. The implication is the recipient of the snake enjoys seeing other guys' boners. Shooting the snake can also be used to break up dull parties when someone has too much to drink and goes around showing his bone to party guests. May result in being punched in the nose or kicked in the nads. Use with Caution!

That twerp Jeremy kept hanging around us last night so Brad decided to shoot the snake at him! I thought I'd die laughing!

I dared Brad to shoot the snake at that nerd who parked in his spot at school, he totally did it!

Brad got so faced last night he went around asking if anybody wanted to see him shoot the snake. Nobody did, LOL!

by Budly Dog August 24, 2009

Shoot your regular

1. When out on the town and you don't want to waste any of your solid rhymes on the average ladies that are eager for your company.

2. Using lines heard before to pick up 7's and 8's. No need to bring out the hollow points or full metal jackets if there are no trophies to bag.

AKA "Save your ammo!"

1. Yo Steve...it's Fish in a Barrel, so shoot your regular!

2. There are no dimes in this place. Just shoot your regular and save the ammo Bro!

by Rapp Master October 8, 2009

Shoot the Batter

When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.

Shoot the batter already, my pussy is getting sore and I have to work tomorrow.

by Boner D February 1, 2012