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STONKIE DONK
A bitch thats been played with many times and pussy smells worse then horse shit and vaginal fluid mixed and got it on with a short fried who got stinky fingers and tongue.
STONKIE DONK by thesecretname February 16, 2009
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stonkie • STONKIE DONK • stonkie donkies • Stonkied • stonker • stonking • stookie • stonkey • Stonked • stinkie
stonkie donkies
stonkie donkies by Nota urban legend November 18, 2017
Stonker
When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
Stonker by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022
Pocket Full of Stinkies
(Phrase) When a pothead has more than one joint and they are about to go smoke it with their friends, they'll use this term to describe the contents of their jacket pocket.
Pocket Full of Stinkies by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010
Stinkie von Stankovich
Dude 1: How many chicks have you fucked?
Dude 2: Over a 1,000
Dude 1: You's Stinkie von Stankovich!
Dude 2: Yeah, I's a Big-Nig
Dude 2: Over a 1,000
Dude 1: You's Stinkie von Stankovich!
Dude 2: Yeah, I's a Big-Nig
Stinkie von Stankovich by MOCO & P-Phat October 19, 2011
Stonkifier
Captions: "When you get a promotion at a job and you get so good at it you don't even have to try to get money"
Image: Stonkifier
Image: Stonkifier
Stonkifier by Temprista May 6, 2020
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