DONK

Sound of instantly erected penis hitting the down side of your office desk in following situations:

1) a hot female colleague has just entered into the office just to say hello or ask something
2) a male colleague/pal of yours has just sent you a web link with hot pics you really like

1) Oh, dude, Bridget dropped in early today wearing that red miniskirt again... I'm sure she could hear the DONK clearly this time, man!
2) Yesterday Gerard sent me a hot chick link and I really went.....DONK!!!!!

by edrocket December 16, 2014

DONK

(-n,v,adj,adv) a word that has literally any meaning, with the loosest connotation in the english language.

1.(-n) That Bitch is such a donk.
2.(-adv) I apprehended the suspect in a donk manner.
3.(-adj) That was a donk-tastic sammich.
4.(-v) Dude, you should definitely donk on her face.

by traap March 29, 2011

DONK

Used in poker circles;

- Short for "donkey."
- Indicates that the specified player plays at best, poorly.

eg.
- noun: "That guy's a donk."
- verb: "That guy donked out on me."

by Tholius March 28, 2008

DONK

A term shortened from donkey . Ie that football players playing like a right donk. Or why does he keep donking his money away at poker this rich webo

The big donk has just arrived at the don valley hotel

by Cream de la crust February 06, 2020

DONK

When a girl got a big butt on her

"Yo that shawty over there gotta donk on her"

by MISS TO YOU January 20, 2008

Donk-Donk

That weird shit with the metal people and the blimp.

Donk-donk. Donk-donk. Donk-donk. Donk-dwonk! Dit-dit-duh-dit-dit-duh-dit-dit-duh-BOOM!

by Copy the Compcom May 25, 2020

be-donk-a-donk

When a girl's ass is so big that you can see it from the front.

(also be-donk-a-donk-donk)

1. Damn, that bitch got a nice be-donk-a-donk.

by The Platinum Playa July 06, 2005