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Stonkifier 

What Meme Man uses to make Stonks
Captions: "When you get a promotion at a job and you get so good at it you don't even have to try to get money"
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Stonkifier by Temprista May 6, 2020
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Stockified 

The art of modifying factory original parts in a vehicle in order to achieve greater performance and or fuel economy. This is done without adding any or very few aftermarket performance parts. In fact sometimes parts are simply removed. One will simply modify what is already there hence the vehicle is stockified.
That car just shouldn't be that quick without performance parts, it must have been stockified.
Stockified by Methodical March 9, 2016

stonified 

A voice with stoner-like qualities, such as the characteristic shakiness in the voice, and also slightly high pitched.
"Friend, Kyle's voice is totally stonified, he must be blazed."
stonified by George Foster 3rd September 7, 2006

stankified 

Something so fresh and so clean, and somehow ridiculous. Usually used as a put-down, but usually in a joking way.
Ayo that kickflip was stankified.
stankified by kitten trently September 28, 2009

stonkification

To be so impressed by a football result that you get a full on stiffy.
The Rangers result last night gave me massive stonkification, it still hasn't went down yet!!

Stinkified 

When a woman has a bad odor from lack of hygiene between sex.
Jose : ' I was going to go down on Faliesha, but she had that Stinkified going on"
Stinkified by Hehh-Row August 15, 2017

Stonified 

Any person, place, thing or thought that has any amount of stoner-like characteristics.
1- Aye, what's up girl I see you wit dem pot leaf earrings. Let's roll a hog-leg and get stonified.

2- Fuck buh, did you see lil cuh had dem pot leaf Huf socks on wit dem retro 7s? Ma-Fuckas legs was straight stonified.
Stonified by charlzard January 11, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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