Stonkied

Getting so stoned you start to sweat, even if you are cold

Dude, Me and Blake went back to my place and got totally stonkied last night, it was epic

by Jenny John November 7, 2022

Stonked

To be crazy, out of order.

Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!

by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020

STONKIE DONK

A bitch thats been played with many times and pussy smells worse then horse shit and vaginal fluid mixed and got it on with a short fried who got stinky fingers and tongue.

Alan-Dude my fingers reak that was gross!


Us-EWWWWW STONKIE DONK NUKKA FUCKA

by thesecretname February 16, 2009

Slonkied

The act of getting completely wasted

Dude! we're gettin slonkied at that party tomorrow!

after 4 shots John was already slokied.

by Its Leslie... Leslie Chow June 19, 2011

stonkie donkies

STONKIE DONKIES are fat joints rolled with extreme care and pression

Damn bro my boy carter just rolled two loud STONKIE DONKIES

by Nota urban legend November 18, 2017

stonkie

A dog who has the body build of a stallion

Omg look at that stonkie he’s huge

by Scooberth November 9, 2019

Stonked

To be severely Stoned, usually accompanied by being drunk but not always.

To get Stonked or Stonkered you need to have smoked plenty of Weed or Cannabis either in Spliffs or Bongs etc

Tim: Dude I'm absolutely f**king Stonked!
Daz: Dude me too, no more spliff for me I'll chuck a Whitie!

by Snoodbanger December 27, 2006