Stonked

To be crazy, out of order.

Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!

by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020

Stonked

To be severely Stoned, usually accompanied by being drunk but not always.

To get Stonked or Stonkered you need to have smoked plenty of Weed or Cannabis either in Spliffs or Bongs etc

Tim: Dude I'm absolutely f**king Stonked!
Daz: Dude me too, no more spliff for me I'll chuck a Whitie!

by Snoodbanger December 27, 2006

Stonked

To be very, very stoked but in a seemingly apathetic way.

Dude 1: I know you can’t tell but he’s beyond excited about that raise

Dude 2: so he’s stonked?

Dude 1: that’s not a real word

Dude 2: ...

by Ldiggitydawg April 8, 2020

Stonked

To be very drunk

“Gemma, Sam and Emily were so stonked last night”

by Stonked December 11, 2020

Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once

Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!

by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025

Stonked out

When something is dope because it is bigger, faster, or generally is better/superior to its predecessor.

That car is not stock, you can tell he has modified it. Yeah it's totally stonked out!

by bigdaddystonksworththe2nd October 25, 2023

STOKED STEVE

A state of happiness/excitement beyond just stoked. When heard shouting "Stoked Steve", people are immediately drawn to your voice, wondering one of two things: (1) you are high on a combination of methamphetamine and crack cocaine or (2) something wonderful in your life just happened. A feeling that many of us will experience just once in our lives, no better presentation of this emotion can be seen through the video of "Said Guy".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Scp_V9m8E

YEAAAHHHHH STOKED STEVE

by #JUSTABROTHERRR (Your Welcome) April 11, 2011