by Retrogradesheep April 10, 2014
When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022
by guidopestoni August 31, 2010
Derived from the Latin word for erection, "Stonker" is used widely to describe a male's erect penis.
by Bob February 23, 2005
this is the stinkiest fart that is ever possible. there is nothing worse than getting a whiff of a stonker. some say hittler used stonkers as his most effective weapon in the second world war.
for more effect, they can be called eggy stonkers
for more effect, they can be called eggy stonkers
by mokeykenlon May 8, 2008
Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.
by Dan Fox July 18, 2003
To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
by JT and TJ October 4, 2006