An action where one effectively 'kills' a joke by either adding too much onto it or through the over analyasis of it. Witnesses of the stoneing may then shout "stoned" at the 'stoner' to show just how un-funny they are.
The two types of 'Stoneing' are as follows...
1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason
Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.
Person A: STONED
2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!
Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!
Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it
Person A & B: STONED!
1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason
Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.
Person A: STONED
2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!
Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!
Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it
Person A & B: STONED!
by STONED! March 29, 2010
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The art of uncrossing/crossing your legs in front of a audience whilst wearing a skirt or kilt , as demonstrated by Sharon Stones character in the famous scene at the police station
by BeardofSinclair May 25, 2016
Get the sharon stoning mug.1. A rather prison-like school located in the rich ghetto town of Stonington, CT.
2. A place where the grades are low and the kids are high. AKA Stoned-Again High.
3. My least favorite place to be.
2. A place where the grades are low and the kids are high. AKA Stoned-Again High.
3. My least favorite place to be.
by deucepickleweaselfurd May 3, 2005
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Stonington High School- also known as; Stonerton. Almost every student comes to school high off their asses everyday. It's the local pot head school. Everyone here is either high during first period or juuling the bathroom. A group of stuck up white kids and ghetto wanna be are all mixed together and shoved in one prison. This school is the first thing you see when you arrive to hell.
by yourlocaldruggie May 15, 2018
Get the Stonington High mug.1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.
2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.
2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.
Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."
Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."
Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."
by Bad Obnauticus October 29, 2009
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