Sconeing 

Sconeing is having sex with someone on their period. The blood being the jam, and the pussy juice or jizz being the cream.

Guy 1: so Jeana is on her period.
Guy 2: unlucky, no sex for you.
Gu1: nah dw, just got done Sconeing her

Sconeing by cloacal drip October 9, 2016

sconing 

to stand like a woman

(shea)/he was just sconing.
what a girl. haha jk, ily!

sconing by katarina and christy July 27, 2006

sconsing 

the act of superficially enlarging ones manhood by use of random bakery products. most notably the scone.

not to be reccomended due to crumbling.

eg. mate im sconsing tonight.
eg. im on the 'sconse' (abbreviation)

sconsing by joe nobinson December 25, 2007

Stoneing 

An action where one effectively 'kills' a joke by either adding too much onto it or through the over analyasis of it. Witnesses of the stoneing may then shout "stoned" at the 'stoner' to show just how un-funny they are.

The two types of 'Stoneing' are as follows...

1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason

Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.

Person A: STONED

2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!

Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!

Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it

Person A & B: STONED!

Stoneing by STONED! March 29, 2010

sconning 

a Sconning is a feast usually consisting of a three course meal.

We had a Sconning of note.

sconning by A3aan October 30, 2011

Sconding 

The act of one person purposely throwing up on another organism

Hey see all those people over there, go over and start sconding

Sconding by Brainrotmuncher92 April 24, 2024