Kaworu's definitions

home slice

noun. A real buddy or paisan.

You know, you've been my number one home slice for about ten years now. Thanks.

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

Scat muncher

1) Someone who consumes feces for sexual arousal.

See Rush Limbaugh

For someone who will never get laid, Dan certainly is the biggest scat muncher I know!

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

frosted

1 adj. The quality of having bleached blonde hair.

from the verb "to frost"

Ever since Whit frosted her hair people have been confusing her for a prostitute!

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

astroglide

1) commercial vaginal lubricant that advertises itself as "second only to nature"

After experiencing masturbation enhanced with astroglide Whit felt that all her years of masturbation before had been for nothing!!! Second only to nature?! It beats nature using a 2x4 with a nail stuck through it!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kaworu July 3, 2004

teh shiz

noun. the best, one who owns all others with their mad skills.

see teh roxor

Kathy certainly is teh shiz!

by Kaworu June 30, 2004

AZN RZN

noun. Term for an eighty year old Korean man who plays network Quake & Counter Strike and curses in ASCII.

pronounced: A-zen Ray-zen

Oh man, Kyle, can you believe this is the third time this week that AZN RZN has come into the Cyberblue cafe and fragged our asses off?

by Kaworu July 7, 2004

suffenous

Originally coined by the ancient Roman poet Catullus in poem XXII from the Latin adjective "suffenum". It can be translated as meaning someone who spends a lot of money on new hobbies, enjoys them, fancies themselves good, but is sadly oblivious to the fact that they suck.

Iya's brother's attempts at playing the guitar sound suffenous to me. Every six months he will get a new hobby, spend all his money on it, practice a lot, but still suck.

by Kaworu May 15, 2005