Kaworu's definitions

stonking

British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"

by Kaworu April 12, 2005

suffenous

Originally coined by the ancient Roman poet Catullus in poem XXII from the Latin adjective "suffenum". It can be translated as meaning someone who spends a lot of money on new hobbies, enjoys them, fancies themselves good, but is sadly oblivious to the fact that they suck.

Iya's brother's attempts at playing the guitar sound suffenous to me. Every six months he will get a new hobby, spend all his money on it, practice a lot, but still suck.

by Kaworu May 15, 2005

astroglide

1) commercial vaginal lubricant that advertises itself as "second only to nature"

After experiencing masturbation enhanced with astroglide Whit felt that all her years of masturbation before had been for nothing!!! Second only to nature?! It beats nature using a 2x4 with a nail stuck through it!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kaworu July 3, 2004

magic wand

1)noun. a dildo or vibrator

2) a device that will someday render men obsolete

After shopping in duPont circle and buying two vibrators Whit took the train to the National Gallery or Art where the bag checker made a wise crack about her purchase. Later that day on the train she and her friend, Sandra, had a duel smacking each other with their vibrating magic wands.

by Kaworu July 3, 2004

fourgasm

1) noun. multiple orgasms from four+orgasm

2) verb. to fourgasm or to have multiple orgasms

During one long passionate night with herself Wes achieved fourgasms with the greatest of precision and ease.

by Kaworu July 4, 2004

AZN RZN

noun. Term for an eighty year old Korean man who plays network Quake & Counter Strike and curses in ASCII.

pronounced: A-zen Ray-zen

Oh man, Kyle, can you believe this is the third time this week that AZN RZN has come into the Cyberblue cafe and fragged our asses off?

by Kaworu July 7, 2004

eggular

1) Coined terminology for describing the quality of something being egg-shaped.

2) Similar to tubular except that it lacks being hollow.

(It's pronunciation is similar to that of "jugular" as in "OH MY GOD! DON'T BITE HER JUGULAR!")

1) Frustrated at using the cumbersome term "egg-shaped" to describe the sleek and eggular form of the newly engineered product made by Gilette, Sharique adopted the terminology "eggular". Then she told her art historian friend, Wes, who immediately took a liking to it and used it to describe everything from the echo, the bull terrier's characteristic nose and the formal qualities of Constantin Brancusi's sculptures.

2) Duuuuude, "spooktacular savings" at CVS pharmacy?! That's totally eggular!

by Kaworu July 7, 2004