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Stoneking 

the guy who is definitely an alien
see that alien. see mr.Stoneking
Stoneking by Dumass1234567 September 7, 2022
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Stoneking 

A rifle built to clone a military gun that was halfassed and is barely even clone correct.
"Just built this CQBR block 2"!

"Dude nobody was ever issued brown receivers, get your Stoneking out of here".
Stoneking by Jhicks0506 May 17, 2017

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stoneking by fucku2 September 20, 2004

Stinking McDooligan 

When you enter a coworkers work space or cubicle, pass terrible, terrible flatulence, then block / hinder individual from leaving, preferably for at least 8 seconds. Not to be confused with a "Dutch oven".
"Dude, I just performed a stinking McDooligan on the new guy. Then I welcomed him to our group."

Stonehenged 

When you and all your friends gets stonedand are situated in a [tribal formation. You become Stonehenged.
(Adj.)"Me and friends are currently Stonehenged"

(V.)"Dude my friend got a new bong , let's go Stonehenge"

(N.)"Dude we are such a Stonehenge right now"
The action of lighting a blunt/joint with a bowl that is still rolling.
The bong at the party was almost empty, but while it was still lit, Jeremy started stoking a blunt to keep the sesh going
Stoking by sprunkbluntz June 26, 2020

stonehenging 

1.) The activity of setting multiple couches pointing upwards and/or putting even more couches horizontally sat on top of those. Frequently performed done in the communal rooms of college living quarters.

Widely practiced at Wabash College in Crawfordsville, IN, Most likely originating in the Kappa Sigma house.

Stonehenging does not break anything, per se -- though the almost inevidable result is that someone drunker, clumsier, or more angry will pass by a stonehenged room and begin letting entropy run it's course.

2.) The process by which you set someone up for disaster without actually doing anything yourself.
1.)
Ralph and I were stonehenging Tau Iota Tau last night. It was rad. When I see couches, I think of duplos for grown-ups.

-Yeah, and then sandy came in real sloppy and went to town knocking everthing down

2.) Dude, you totally stonehenged me by telling everyone to smash bottles on my driveway. Now I can't move my car, and my feet won't stop bleeding.
stonehenging by hiphopodyssey May 10, 2009
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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