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Stoneking 

A rifle built to clone a military gun that was halfassed and is barely even clone correct.
"Just built this CQBR block 2"!

"Dude nobody was ever issued brown receivers, get your Stoneking out of here".
Stoneking by Jhicks0506 May 17, 2017

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stoneking by fucku2 September 20, 2004

Stinking McDooligan 

When you enter a coworkers work space or cubicle, pass terrible, terrible flatulence, then block / hinder individual from leaving, preferably for at least 8 seconds. Not to be confused with a "Dutch oven".
"Dude, I just performed a stinking McDooligan on the new guy. Then I welcomed him to our group."

Stonehenged 

When you and all your friends gets stonedand are situated in a tribal [formation. You become Stonehenged.
(Adj.)"Me and friends are currently Stonehenged"

(V.)"Dude my friend got a new bong , let's go Stonehenge"

(N.)"Dude we are such a Stonehenge right now"
The action of lighting a blunt/joint with a bowl that is still rolling.
The bong at the party was almost empty, but while it was still lit, Jeremy started stoking a blunt to keep the sesh going
Stoking by sprunkbluntz June 26, 2020

stonehenging 

1.) The activity of setting multiple couches pointing upwards and/or putting even more couches horizontally sat on top of those. Frequently performed done in the communal rooms of college living quarters.

Widely practiced at Wabash College in Crawfordsville, IN, Most likely originating in the Kappa Sigma house.

Stonehenging does not break anything, per se -- though the almost inevidable result is that someone drunker, clumsier, or more angry will pass by a stonehenged room and begin letting entropy run it's course.

2.) The process by which you set someone up for disaster without actually doing anything yourself.
1.)
Ralph and I were stonehenging Tau Iota Tau last night. It was rad. When I see couches, I think of duplos for grown-ups.

-Yeah, and then sandy came in real sloppy and went to town knocking everthing down

2.) Dude, you totally stonehenged me by telling everyone to smash bottles on my driveway. Now I can't move my car, and my feet won't stop bleeding.
stonehenging by hiphopodyssey May 10, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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