stocksexual

The sexual attraction to the fluctuation of stock prices, assets and crypto currencies.

"I woke up naked spooning my laptop, which had coinspot open tracking eutherium. Dude I think I may be stocksexual"

by CSkyhawk December 14, 2021

Sockosexual

Someone who masterbates in socks.

He's such a sockosexual, he's jacked off in 3 pairs of socks before noon!

by Doriface22 July 24, 2016

stovesexual

You identify as a stove and you are sexual attracted to stoves

Son: mom I have to tell you something
Mom: what is it son?

Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom: son I am proud of you for being you and being so brave for coming out to me

Son: thanks my I love you
Mom: I love you too

by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020

stonesexual

a sexual orientation in which someone or something is sexually attracted to stones.

stonesexuals often praise memes are their gods, (e.i. stoneism ) and make jeli edits.

Dani: oh hey, did you hear that Josh is now stonesexual?
Kai: yeah, i helped him in his initiation of spreading his ass cheeks for stones!

by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

Sockosexual

A man who masterbates with a sock pulled over his dick to catch the cum

What a sockosexual, he already jacked off in 6 socks before noon.

by Doriface22 July 24, 2016

Stovesexual

You identify as a stove and your are sexual and romantically Attracted to stoves

Son: mom I got to tell you something

Mom: yes son, what is it?
Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom:I’m proud of you from coming out to me and being who you want to be

by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020

stormsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to people that look like slenderman, have big noses and only have a little bit of hair on their head

Girl 1: I think I'm stormsexual
Girl 2: i think you'll like Jimmy, he looks like slenderman

by FertileOrphans January 7, 2022