stormsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to people that look like slenderman, have big noses and only have a little bit of hair on their head

Girl 1: I think I'm stormsexual
Girl 2: i think you'll like Jimmy, he looks like slenderman

by FertileOrphans January 07, 2022

Eskildsexual

A man who is attracted to waterless tables. Tey can also make an acception to chairs

Guy 1: Do you like anyone?
Guy 2: No, I like that waterless table over there, I'm Eskildsexual

by FertileOrphans January 17, 2022

Levsexual

People that are attracted to anything alive without genitles. These people usually has curls and a tall muscular body shape

Girl 1: I really like timmy
Girl 2: He dosen't like you, he's Levsexual and you have genitals

by FertileOrphans January 13, 2022

Ryansexual

When you are straight (towards women) but you have an extreme attraction towards Ryan Renolds

Vegard: I used to be straight, the i saw Ryan Renolds, now I'm Ryansexual

by FertileOrphans January 14, 2022

Kiss my ass!

A Phrase mainly used by foreigners to show their appreciation for their family and friends

Mom: Hey Sven, I love you
Sven: Kiss my ass!

by FertileOrphans January 17, 2022