stonesexual

a sexual orientation in which someone or something is sexually attracted to stones.

stonesexuals often praise memes are their gods, (e.i. stoneism ) and make jeli edits.

Dani: oh hey, did you hear that Josh is now stonesexual?
Kai: yeah, i helped him in his initiation of spreading his ass cheeks for stones!

by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

stilesexual

When you are in deep love with Stiles Stilinski and would get ran over by a sexy blue jeep for him.

Someone: what is your sexuality?
Me: oh I’m stilesexual

by Sterikship123 December 31, 2020

Stansexual

being attracted to eminem and his fans(stans)

Dude(lil Wayne fan): hey we should go out sometime

Girl(Stan): I can't I'm Stansexual

by Eminem Addict January 25, 2014

stansexual

When you're only attracted to Eminem or fellow stans.

These people are true dedicated fans/stans

Bob: What sexuality are you?
Kim: Oh I'm stansexual

by jjbreeze1234 December 7, 2013

Spongesexual

A sexuality regarding the show 'Spongebob Squarepants', started in the musical community because the actor is an absolute hottie named Ethan Slater.

Friend: I'm homosexual, how about you?
Me: I'm spongesexual.
Friend: What the fuck-

by ThySmallestOfTheCacti June 17, 2018

stevesexual

a person being attracted to steve harrington from stranger things

me: hey mum, im stevesexual. i really am in love with steve from stranger things.
mum: that’s totally ok with me! he is a hottie!

by stranger_thingzzz47 January 1, 2021

stovesexual

You identify as a stove and you are sexual attracted to stoves

Son: mom I have to tell you something
Mom: what is it son?

Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom: son I am proud of you for being you and being so brave for coming out to me

Son: thanks my I love you
Mom: I love you too

by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020