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a sexual orientation in which someone or something is sexually attracted to stones.
stonesexuals often praise memes are their gods, (e.i. stoneism ) and make jeli edits.
stonesexuals often praise memes are their gods, (e.i. stoneism ) and make jeli edits.
Dani: oh hey, did you hear that Josh is now stonesexual?
Kai: yeah, i helped him in his initiation of spreading his ass cheeks for stones!
Kai: yeah, i helped him in his initiation of spreading his ass cheeks for stones!
by bruecwayne April 6, 2016
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seven sacraments of stoneism:
• being incredibly bootyfilled
• secretly being a beluga whale
• being a meme
• worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle.
• to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become sexually attracted to stones (e.i. stonesexual ) - "stones are love, stones are life. i spread my ass cheeks for stones"
• you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne
• each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity - the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.
seven sacraments of stoneism:
• being incredibly bootyfilled
• secretly being a beluga whale
• being a meme
• worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle.
• to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become sexually attracted to stones (e.i. stonesexual ) - "stones are love, stones are life. i spread my ass cheeks for stones"
• you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne
• each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity - the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.
by bruecwayne April 6, 2016
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