stovesexual

You identify as a stove and you are sexual attracted to stoves

Son: mom I have to tell you something
Mom: what is it son?

Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom: son I am proud of you for being you and being so brave for coming out to me

Son: thanks my I love you
Mom: I love you too

by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020

Stovesexual

You identify as a stove and your are sexual and romantically Attracted to stoves

Son: mom I got to tell you something

Mom: yes son, what is it?
Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom:I’m proud of you from coming out to me and being who you want to be

by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020

stilesexual

When you are in deep love with Stiles Stilinski and would get ran over by a sexy blue jeep for him.

Someone: what is your sexuality?
Me: oh I’m stilesexual

by Sterikship123 December 31, 2020

stevesexual

a person being attracted to steve harrington from stranger things

me: hey mum, im stevesexual. i really am in love with steve from stranger things.
mum: that’s totally ok with me! he is a hottie!

by stranger_thingzzz47 January 1, 2021

Shoesexual

When one is attracted/aroused by ones shoes.

Jack is shoesexual... he said my shoes are cute

by ILiKeEmYoUnG October 12, 2018

stonesexual

a sexual orientation in which someone or something is sexually attracted to stones.

stonesexuals often praise memes are their gods, (e.i. stoneism ) and make jeli edits.

Dani: oh hey, did you hear that Josh is now stonesexual?
Kai: yeah, i helped him in his initiation of spreading his ass cheeks for stones!

by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

stonersexual

a person who is attracted to stoners but isn’t necessarily considered one

“babe i think i’m a stonersexual, i want nothing more than to suck you off while you take a toke”

by small tiddy goth gf November 16, 2019