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STOMASEXUAL 

A Scat inspired Kink recently founded in Shoalwater, WA where locals literally get off on fucking the shit (bag) out of each other.

(A stoma is a small opening in the abdomen which is used to remove body waste, such as faeces and urine, into a collection bag)
Maaaate that Tracy is a dirty girl, I fucked the shit out of her last night! #WAscatparty#Gutfucking#Crook#Stomasexual#Anyholesagoal
STOMASEXUAL by anonymous November 19, 2022
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stromosexual 

god, he's such a stromosexual
stromosexual by hazzamcgee. June 1, 2009

Slomosexual 

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.
"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"
Slomosexual by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

stovesexual 

You identify as a stove and you are sexual attracted to stoves
Son: mom I have to tell you something
Mom: what is it son?

Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom: son I am proud of you for being you and being so brave for coming out to me

Son: thanks my I love you
Mom: I love you too
stovesexual by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020

selmasexual 

this is the attraction to people who bare the name selma
i became selmasexual after one covo
selmasexual by george xo November 27, 2020

Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual 

A person (Be they Straight, Gay, Lesbian, or Other) who will sleep with either sex just so they can have a sofa to sleep on (i.e. A roof over their head).
Reason for the definition and term Sofa sexual, Sofasexual is. I observed a guy once who swore up and down he was gay, But a week later I saw him hanging all over a girl (acting all boyfriend girlfriend like with her), just so he could have a sofa to sleep on.

somosexual 

somosexual....somo (the singer)....sexual (sex w/ only somo)...
John: ill only fuck one guy and it's somo

Lisa: so your gay
John: No somosexual
somosexual by tae619 September 7, 2015
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