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stjosephs 

A school which completely and utterly saved me from the horrors of South East London's education system.

The community feeling is like nothing I've ever known; sometimes I feel that the pupils there don't appreciate it as much as they could do - they should try my old school, then they'd realise how bloody lucky they are!

Place where I reached the limits of my academic potential, which is more than I can say for my past experiences.
Comparisons to my old school :

St Joseph's - acres of space to play competitive sports. Old school - a small park to run around the outside of (which was across a busy road).

St Joseph's - teachers who can speak English to a high standard. Old school - Among others, a black Nigerian teacher who's own name could'nt be disyphered by her class let alone the Science lesson!

St.Joseph's - pupils who hold doors open for each other and had have good general discipline in comparison to other places. Old school - ok...I saw a black year 10 kid get arrested in the school canteen for whacking a boy from another school over the head with a hammer at a bus stop; need I say more?
stjosephs by britishandworried January 29, 2005
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St Josephs institution

Best school in singpore acsi can go fuck it self
SJi is such a good school man who would want to go to acsi . St Josephs institution

st josephs high school

a small shitty little box on chorley new road, full of lads that get their hair styled and go on the sunbeds because they are complete pritty boys. Girls who think they are the shit because they have just spent some money on a brand new pair of chinos and toms, a place where ash wednesday has to be celebrated with a cross of ash on the forhead WTF and sometimes...the people that attend try to throw a party which looks like a new advert for 'the only way is essex' but the uglier version.
Guy 1* oy ive heard there is a party next week
Guy 2* yes! who's is it?

Guy 1* fuck knows, somebody from joeys
Guy 2* HAHA! FUCK THAT!

st josephs high school.

st josephs catholic college

This is a “school” as some must say however I like to refer it to a place where they torture kids ages 11-16.They make you sit next to loads of people you pretend you like but in real facts you think they are all wankers and they then make you have full concentration which causes stress.On top of that they then make you socialise with these dickheads which is so fun.The outside of the school looks rather pleasing if I say so myself but in the inside you will notice the left over pasta pot that’s been sat on the desk rotting for a few weeks.Then we go to the bathrooms where you got to go quickly because you may or may not have a sandwich launched over! This is all I got to say now bye bye 👋
St josephs catholic college is used to describe something horrible

St Josephs (Bolton)

St josephs high school a small shitty little box on chorley new road, full of lads that get their hair styled and go on the sunbeds because they are complete pritty boys. Girls who think they are the shit because they have just spent some money on a brand new pair of chinos, and sometimes the people that attend try to throw a party which looks like a new advert for 'the only way is essex' but the uglier version.
Joey's Boy: School was fantastic today

Rivi's Lad: Shut up you STIFF!

Rivington and Blackrod > St Josephs (Bolton)

st josephs college 

St josephs college

prison
Student: I go to st josephs college

Friend : not that prison

st josephs York

A school for future school shooters and autistic kids. Many say it’s worse than auchwitz
st josephs york is worse than the holocaust.
st josephs York by Randowhitty October 23, 2017