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stinkpatch
"Jeez Sally, maybe you should head home and take a shower cuz your stinkpatch is foul."
or
If I fuck one more john tonight, my stinkpatch will be sore for days!
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If I fuck one more john tonight, my stinkpatch will be sore for days!
stinkpatch by Buck Fever January 4, 2010
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stinkfat • stinkpatch • Stinkathon • stinkation • Stinkatorium • stinkeater • stinkface chunder • Stinkfap • stinkfarm • Stinkfart
Stinkathon
Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)
Stinkathon by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011
Stinkwater Whoppers
Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.
Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!
Stinkwater Whoppers by StynkStar August 11, 2006
Stinkatorium
Pronounced: "Stink-Ah-Toe-Ree-Um"
An enclosed enviroment of varying size defined by an intense and foul smell which makes it virtually uninhabitable by living organisms.
An enclosed enviroment of varying size defined by an intense and foul smell which makes it virtually uninhabitable by living organisms.
Outpost B on the planet Stinkwata is a good example. An unknown and infinite facility beneath the vast oceans of a long forgotten ancient planet. Accessed only through rocket ship or highly modified rocket bike, this stinkatorium has eluded mankind for millenia. It is the foulest smelling location in space/time and a stain on the legacy of the universe.
Stinkatorium by Henry Gale February 18, 2009
Stinkface
Many people define the stinkface to be when one sticks their ass in another's face, leaving their face smeared in crap. This definition denounces those other definition. The stinkface originated as a wrestling move; since this move does not cause any "injuries," it is used mostly to embarass the victim.
Just to establish the definition of a stinkface, it is a wrestling move that (usually) involves two people. In classic wrestling, one opponent is thrown against one of the poles, and sags to the ground, defeated. The other opponent then backs their ass into the victim's face, rubbing the fat of their ass around and smothering the victim.
The stinkface has many uses. Let's explore those:
1) Humiliation: The original purpose. To humiliate an opponent rather than injure them.
2) Punishment: To some people, receiving a stinkface is not pleasurable, so this move can be used as a consequence.
Above, it was mentioned that stinkfaces can include more than one person. This option relates to Use No. 2: Punishment. The victim is obviously reluctant to receive the stinkface, so sometime another person is needed to restrain the victim.
Types of stinkfaces:
1) Regular: The victim sags against the pole (or wall) and the stinkfacer backs his/her ass into the victim's face and grinds.
2) Against-the-Wall: The victim sits up straight against a wall and is smothered with ass when the stinkfacer closes in. This is also a type of facesitting.
Man-to-Man Stinkfacing: When a man stinkfaces another man, this will usually be a prank.
Man-to-Woman Stinkfacing: This does not happen a lot, but is probably a prank as well.
Woman-to-Man Stinkfacing: This will most likely be wrestling humiliation, or part of femdom practices.
Woman-to-Woman Stinkfacing: Part of wrestling humilation.
When men do stinkfaces, they wear pants.
When woman do stinkfaces, they wear thongs or lingerie.
Stinkfaces are simple enough to understand, with this handy definition.
Just to establish the definition of a stinkface, it is a wrestling move that (usually) involves two people. In classic wrestling, one opponent is thrown against one of the poles, and sags to the ground, defeated. The other opponent then backs their ass into the victim's face, rubbing the fat of their ass around and smothering the victim.
The stinkface has many uses. Let's explore those:
1) Humiliation: The original purpose. To humiliate an opponent rather than injure them.
2) Punishment: To some people, receiving a stinkface is not pleasurable, so this move can be used as a consequence.
Above, it was mentioned that stinkfaces can include more than one person. This option relates to Use No. 2: Punishment. The victim is obviously reluctant to receive the stinkface, so sometime another person is needed to restrain the victim.
Types of stinkfaces:
1) Regular: The victim sags against the pole (or wall) and the stinkfacer backs his/her ass into the victim's face and grinds.
2) Against-the-Wall: The victim sits up straight against a wall and is smothered with ass when the stinkfacer closes in. This is also a type of facesitting.
Man-to-Man Stinkfacing: When a man stinkfaces another man, this will usually be a prank.
Man-to-Woman Stinkfacing: This does not happen a lot, but is probably a prank as well.
Woman-to-Man Stinkfacing: This will most likely be wrestling humiliation, or part of femdom practices.
Woman-to-Woman Stinkfacing: Part of wrestling humilation.
When men do stinkfaces, they wear pants.
When woman do stinkfaces, they wear thongs or lingerie.
Stinkfaces are simple enough to understand, with this handy definition.
stinkface
when you rub your ass in someone's face leaving them disgusted. Started out as a wrestling move used by the Rikishi.
I was given a stinkface by my "best friend." He pulled down his pants, pulled down his underwear and rubbed his ass im my face. He farted first and i thought that was disgusting. Then he took a shit on my face and tied me down. Then he made me kiss his ass and he continued to stinkface me for five hours straight.
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