Definitions by StynkStar
Michael Torres
A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...
Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
Michael Torres by StynkStar December 29, 2011
Jizzcision
Refers to the choices (often not in one's best interest) one makes immediately before, during or after the point of orgasm.
Jizzcision by Stynkstar October 19, 2010
Stinkwater Whoppers
Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.
Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!
Stinkwater Whoppers by StynkStar August 11, 2006
Phyllis-teen
Under its original spelling Philistine, it's defined as those who are smug, ignorant and indifferent to intellectual pursuits.
"Phyllis-teen" (often shortened to PT) expounds upon the original definition and refers to women of little, intrinsic value - often named Phyllis, Lisa or Courtney. A woman whose narrow view on life often includes a disdain of all cultures (except her own), pure hatred for children and a life focused on having her partner pay for all her shit because she's a spoiled beeyotch and he's a fucktard.
Essentially, phyllis-teens are spoiled skanks and racist baby-haters. A phyllis-teen would eat a child's innards and turn its skin into a Gucci belt if given the chance.
"Phyllis-teen" (often shortened to PT) expounds upon the original definition and refers to women of little, intrinsic value - often named Phyllis, Lisa or Courtney. A woman whose narrow view on life often includes a disdain of all cultures (except her own), pure hatred for children and a life focused on having her partner pay for all her shit because she's a spoiled beeyotch and he's a fucktard.
Essentially, phyllis-teens are spoiled skanks and racist baby-haters. A phyllis-teen would eat a child's innards and turn its skin into a Gucci belt if given the chance.
That PT told my girlfriend that most babies are annoying and that she wants to smack their faces off sometimes. Phyllis-teen then told her that she'd consider getting preggo so her BF would have to marry her...or pay child support.
Phyllis-teen by StynkStar August 11, 2006
Corn Farts
Quite simply in reference to flatulence of any kind which has the distinct odor of warm and buttery corn on the cob. This phenomenon made even more unusual by the fact that the flatulater hasn't even eaten corn in weeks.
Corn Farts by StynkStar August 10, 2006