Michael Torres

A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...

Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
Alternate: Sounds like Michael Torres burns....anyone here know my clitoris burns?
by StynkStar December 26, 2011
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Stinkwater Whoppers

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!
by StynkStar August 11, 2006
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Corn Farts

Quite simply in reference to flatulence of any kind which has the distinct odor of warm and buttery corn on the cob. This phenomenon made even more unusual by the fact that the flatulater hasn't even eaten corn in weeks.
I know its a little gross bro, but these Corn Farts are unbelievable. I'm actually getting hungry!
by StynkStar August 11, 2006
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Phyllis-teen

Under its original spelling Philistine, it's defined as those who are smug, ignorant and indifferent to intellectual pursuits.

"Phyllis-teen" (often shortened to PT) expounds upon the original definition and refers to women of little, intrinsic value - often named Phyllis, Lisa or Courtney. A woman whose narrow view on life often includes a disdain of all cultures (except her own), pure hatred for children and a life focused on having her partner pay for all her shit because she's a spoiled beeyotch and he's a fucktard.

Essentially, phyllis-teens are spoiled skanks and racist baby-haters. A phyllis-teen would eat a child's innards and turn its skin into a Gucci belt if given the chance.
That PT told my girlfriend that most babies are annoying and that she wants to smack their faces off sometimes. Phyllis-teen then told her that she'd consider getting preggo so her BF would have to marry her...or pay child support.
by StynkStar August 11, 2006
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Jizzcision

Refers to the choices (often not in one's best interest) one makes immediately before, during or after the point of orgasm.
My Jizzcision to hit up that reunion with my wife is one of the worst ever.
by Stynkstar October 17, 2010
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hookers

A play on words. Another way of saying "who cares"
Jim: Dude, Christie confessed to me in her drunkeness that she's been banging Todd for like 6 weeks now.

Roger: Hookers....I've been seeing this sweet ass stripper for like a month now and she's waay hotter.
by StynkStar September 02, 2006
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