stinkfarm

Producing a large volume of stink rapidly.
To cultivate stink.

Yo, that daggon dog is a stinkfarm no doubt.

stinkfarm by Stinkeroo May 16, 2007

stinkpalm 

Grotesque act of social terrorism.
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.

Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm

"Beware the Shaolin Stinkpalm, you fool!"

stinkpalm by Stooo March 20, 2003

spunkfarmer 

a gay man out on the prowl to suck cock, any cock. loves the cock. quite often to be found in public toilets and glory holes.

George Michael was once again caught being a spunkfarmer.

spunkfarmer by vojtart April 27, 2006

stinktard 

A smelly person who is so unintelligent they don't know they reek!

Jane,did you get a whiff of that fat old stinktard?

stinktard by Numbtard September 6, 2007

Stinkuarium 

stin-kwair-ee-uhm
-noun, plural - stinkuariums, stinkuaria.

A small room or enclosure in which someone is taking a hot shower and has also farted. Alternatively, someone comes in and takes a huge dump while you're in the shower.

The hot shower mist picks up the odour and causes the sensation of swimming in stink.

-Todd came in the bathroom while I was taking a shower and took a huge dump. What a stinkuarium!

-I went to brush my teeth while Todd was taking a shower yesterday and I walked into a stinkuarium!

Stinkuarium by Erk? February 4, 2010

stinkpalm 

To stick your hand down the crack of your ass and then shake hands with an enemy, hopefully where they will eat with their fingers.

"Dude I just stinkpalmed that stuck up Wing King!"

stinkpalm by podgmc February 9, 2003

Stinkface 

Many people define the stinkface to be when one sticks their ass in another's face, leaving their face smeared in crap. This definition denounces those other definition. The stinkface originated as a wrestling move; since this move does not cause any "injuries," it is used mostly to embarass the victim.

Just to establish the definition of a stinkface, it is a wrestling move that (usually) involves two people. In classic wrestling, one opponent is thrown against one of the poles, and sags to the ground, defeated. The other opponent then backs their ass into the victim's face, rubbing the fat of their ass around and smothering the victim.

The stinkface has many uses. Let's explore those:

1) Humiliation: The original purpose. To humiliate an opponent rather than injure them.

2) Punishment: To some people, receiving a stinkface is not pleasurable, so this move can be used as a consequence.

Above, it was mentioned that stinkfaces can include more than one person. This option relates to Use No. 2: Punishment. The victim is obviously reluctant to receive the stinkface, so sometime another person is needed to restrain the victim.

Types of stinkfaces:

1) Regular: The victim sags against the pole (or wall) and the stinkfacer backs his/her ass into the victim's face and grinds.

2) Against-the-Wall: The victim sits up straight against a wall and is smothered with ass when the stinkfacer closes in. This is also a type of facesitting.

Man-to-Man Stinkfacing: When a man stinkfaces another man, this will usually be a prank.

Man-to-Woman Stinkfacing: This does not happen a lot, but is probably a prank as well.

Woman-to-Man Stinkfacing: This will most likely be wrestling humiliation, or part of femdom practices.

Woman-to-Woman Stinkfacing: Part of wrestling humilation.

When men do stinkfaces, they wear pants.

When woman do stinkfaces, they wear thongs or lingerie.

Stinkfaces are simple enough to understand, with this handy definition.

I sure would not like a stinkface from Rikishi; I would suffocate behind all that ass!

I am craving a stinkface from Torrie Wilson! I can just imagine burying myself in that nice ass!

Stinkface by Chairface June 12, 2009