Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
stinkpalm
Grotesque act of social terrorism.
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.
Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.
Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm
Related Words
stinkfarm • Stickfarm • Stinkfart • Stink Armadillo • stink frame • stinkpalm • Stinkaroo • spunkfarmer • stinktard • Stickformer
spunkfarmer
a gay man out on the prowl to suck cock, any cock. loves the cock. quite often to be found in public toilets and glory holes.
spunkfarmer by vojtart April 27, 2006
Stinkuarium
stin-kwair-ee-uhm
-noun, plural - stinkuariums, stinkuaria.
A small room or enclosure in which someone is taking a hot shower and has also farted. Alternatively, someone comes in and takes a huge dump while you're in the shower.
The hot shower mist picks up the odour and causes the sensation of swimming in stink.
-noun, plural - stinkuariums, stinkuaria.
A small room or enclosure in which someone is taking a hot shower and has also farted. Alternatively, someone comes in and takes a huge dump while you're in the shower.
The hot shower mist picks up the odour and causes the sensation of swimming in stink.
-Todd came in the bathroom while I was taking a shower and took a huge dump. What a stinkuarium!
-I went to brush my teeth while Todd was taking a shower yesterday and I walked into a stinkuarium!
-I went to brush my teeth while Todd was taking a shower yesterday and I walked into a stinkuarium!
Stinkuarium by Erk? February 4, 2010
Stinkface
Many people define the stinkface to be when one sticks their ass in another's face, leaving their face smeared in crap. This definition denounces those other definition. The stinkface originated as a wrestling move; since this move does not cause any "injuries," it is used mostly to embarass the victim.
Just to establish the definition of a stinkface, it is a wrestling move that (usually) involves two people. In classic wrestling, one opponent is thrown against one of the poles, and sags to the ground, defeated. The other opponent then backs their ass into the victim's face, rubbing the fat of their ass around and smothering the victim.
The stinkface has many uses. Let's explore those:
1) Humiliation: The original purpose. To humiliate an opponent rather than injure them.
2) Punishment: To some people, receiving a stinkface is not pleasurable, so this move can be used as a consequence.
Above, it was mentioned that stinkfaces can include more than one person. This option relates to Use No. 2: Punishment. The victim is obviously reluctant to receive the stinkface, so sometime another person is needed to restrain the victim.
Types of stinkfaces:
1) Regular: The victim sags against the pole (or wall) and the stinkfacer backs his/her ass into the victim's face and grinds.
2) Against-the-Wall: The victim sits up straight against a wall and is smothered with ass when the stinkfacer closes in. This is also a type of facesitting.
Man-to-Man Stinkfacing: When a man stinkfaces another man, this will usually be a prank.
Man-to-Woman Stinkfacing: This does not happen a lot, but is probably a prank as well.
Woman-to-Man Stinkfacing: This will most likely be wrestling humiliation, or part of femdom practices.
Woman-to-Woman Stinkfacing: Part of wrestling humilation.
When men do stinkfaces, they wear pants.
When woman do stinkfaces, they wear thongs or lingerie.
Stinkfaces are simple enough to understand, with this handy definition.
Just to establish the definition of a stinkface, it is a wrestling move that (usually) involves two people. In classic wrestling, one opponent is thrown against one of the poles, and sags to the ground, defeated. The other opponent then backs their ass into the victim's face, rubbing the fat of their ass around and smothering the victim.
The stinkface has many uses. Let's explore those:
1) Humiliation: The original purpose. To humiliate an opponent rather than injure them.
2) Punishment: To some people, receiving a stinkface is not pleasurable, so this move can be used as a consequence.
Above, it was mentioned that stinkfaces can include more than one person. This option relates to Use No. 2: Punishment. The victim is obviously reluctant to receive the stinkface, so sometime another person is needed to restrain the victim.
Types of stinkfaces:
1) Regular: The victim sags against the pole (or wall) and the stinkfacer backs his/her ass into the victim's face and grinds.
2) Against-the-Wall: The victim sits up straight against a wall and is smothered with ass when the stinkfacer closes in. This is also a type of facesitting.
Man-to-Man Stinkfacing: When a man stinkfaces another man, this will usually be a prank.
Man-to-Woman Stinkfacing: This does not happen a lot, but is probably a prank as well.
Woman-to-Man Stinkfacing: This will most likely be wrestling humiliation, or part of femdom practices.
Woman-to-Woman Stinkfacing: Part of wrestling humilation.
When men do stinkfaces, they wear pants.
When woman do stinkfaces, they wear thongs or lingerie.
Stinkfaces are simple enough to understand, with this handy definition.
More from Urban Dictionary
piddlefart
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026