God’s food of choice and ones who don’t suck toes shall be shunned and sent to the fortnite realm and be tortured with the constant music of...The Hype
by ThoseDamnCats August 14, 2019
Get the Toemug. by vancitytothetodot September 8, 2013
Get the Toemug. by Willybumweetoe May 2, 2022
Get the Toemug. by Urgrandpaasexual May 15, 2018
Get the Toemug. by jaker008 February 19, 2021
Get the Toemug. A device used after breaking something made out of glass. It will find the small pieces you couldn't get.
Mom:Did you get all the large shards?
Daughter:Yes ma'am. I will stop throwing shoes.
Mom:Did you get all the tiny bits?
Daughter:I might have?
Mom:It's okay your dad's toes will find them.
Dad:Hm?
Daughter:Yes ma'am. I will stop throwing shoes.
Mom:Did you get all the tiny bits?
Daughter:I might have?
Mom:It's okay your dad's toes will find them.
Dad:Hm?
by Moocatmonday dogs! September 15, 2019
Get the Toemug. by hfvadkjsm; June 1, 2018
Get the Toemug.