stimpified

The condition of having killed so many brain cells in such a short amount of time that you become as stupid as a cartoon cat

"Dude that weed last night got me totally stimpified!"

stimpified by anonymous April 17, 2024

Stapified 

to be beat down, have your ass kicked in a Royal way.

That guy come into the bar and that big fucker Stapified his ass.

Stapified by jabrelong June 30, 2009

stupified 

confused and stupid at the same time

I feel helpless and stupified.

stupified by "B" February 15, 2006

stumpified 

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.

1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"

stumpified by covered in soot November 3, 2007

stupified 

Being overwhelmed by the stupidity of others.

I felt stupified after only 5min of watching the Kardashians.

stupified by Stupified65 June 16, 2012

stupified 

Confused and stupid at the same time. Sometimes involves starring blankly into the abyss.

Alex Wall is always stupified

stupified by Blake R May 14, 2007

stiplified 

Like stipulated... but like a 1000 times more awesome...

see also: Scrumtrilescent

"She knows she can't smoke in my car right?"
"Yes... those rules have been stiplified."

stiplified by Stallings and Tanner May 8, 2008