Stapified 

to be beat down, have your ass kicked in a Royal way.

That guy come into the bar and that big fucker Stapified his ass.

Stapified by jabrelong June 30, 2009

Statufied 

When a person cannot properly move after having stand up for a too long time.

Example :

Damn dude ! We waited 8 hours on Times Square to see the fireworks. When we left I could not move. My legs where so heavy and my back was locked. I was statufied !

Statufied by maxaws January 6, 2010

stupified 

confused and stupid at the same time

I feel helpless and stupified.

stupified by "B" February 15, 2006

stumpified 

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.

1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"

stumpified by covered in soot November 3, 2007

Stratified Shit 

A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.

Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.

Stratified Shit by JH & BS January 6, 2009

Slagified 

To have very bad sex with a slag (slut)

"God damn it i cant believe that bitch slagified me "
"Damn nigga that sucks"

Slagified by Coriz March 11, 2018

stupified 

Being overwhelmed by the stupidity of others.

I felt stupified after only 5min of watching the Kardashians.

stupified by Stupified65 June 16, 2012