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stickfist 

To fist a woman in the ass.
Also a tool song.
Guy 1"I heard you stickfisted Alice"
Guy 2"Yeah my hand smelled like shit afterwards"

"Do you know the song stickfist by tool."
stickfist by monkeymani0j39 June 3, 2008
Words you can keep

stickmaster500 

He's that guy you see in every team fortress 2 comment section as one of the top comments in the comment sections of youtube, he also may appear in comment sections you would never expect him to be either.
HOLY SHIT STICKMASTER500 YOU'RE LITERALLY IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON YOUTUBE

Stinkistan 

A fucked up place where it constantly smells of shit.
"Hey Dubya, how about invading Stinkistan", "Sure why not"
Stinkistan by PencilNeck February 26, 2009

Stickittodamaneosis 

Noun;
A rare blood disease that helps trick people into letting them audition for battle of the bands.

Coined by Dewy Finn under the pseudonym Mr. Shneebly

From the movie, School of Rock
Mr.S- They're terminal
Audition Judge- What do they have?
Mr.S- Uh, um, Stickittodamaneosis...
Stickittodamaneosis by mNm347 February 3, 2010

Jersey City Stinkfist 

The act of masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit.
I can hear Thom giving himself a Jersey City Stinkfist in the porta potty

sickfest 

An activity or event that is totally despicable.
1) It could be a conversation you have with your mates about something weird
2) It could be the fact that someone is getting away with something that they shouldn't.
3) (First used when two boys (JR, BA) were playing NBA Live 2003 on playstation in Queensland, Australia.)
1)
HM: It is cool to dump a bog in the shower
me: mate, this (conversation) is a sickfest

2)
LOSER: hey man i'm two-timing these two really hot chicks
me: mate that is sickfest

3)
BA: Haha JR I'm beating you even though I've never played this before
JR (me): this game is a sickfest
sickfest by JR March 24, 2005

Stickitothemaniosis 

brought to us by the film "School of Rock" in which Jack Black has his class/band enter a battle of the bands contest by telling a judge they have a fatal disease called "stickittothemaniosis".
eh.. I'm too lazy to think of what he said
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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