friend 1 " I'm so happy that you married the love of your life!"
friend 2 " He is such a loser !! I'm just waiting for his stocks to mature. then I'm kicking him to the curb!"
husband "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Its our 1 month anniversary!!"
wife "No thanks! Your a loser!! But thanks for hiring that cute pool boy with the tornado tongue!!"
husband "HUH???"
friend 2 " He is such a loser !! I'm just waiting for his stocks to mature. then I'm kicking him to the curb!"
husband "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight? Its our 1 month anniversary!!"
wife "No thanks! Your a loser!! But thanks for hiring that cute pool boy with the tornado tongue!!"
husband "HUH???"
by FernandoA4 December 07, 2013
someone who cant win unless he uses abuses or undermines a persons life who has to work and succeed , in order to feel like hes a big shot. someone who victimizes others lives to look good and uses wingedmonkeys to do his work. somene who wont face reality or mistakes and correct them but undermin and cause others suffering and get others to affirm their actions to look good cheat lie and rat on others to look god. liar, cheater mole con artist pimp.
by asshole magnet January 22, 2019
LOSER. A word frequently used and embraced by the 45th President of the United States ( Ref: Donald J Trump) describing an American citizen that is a non supporter of himself or of his ideology or in conflict of his actions. A 'Fake American' akin to the President's prolific use of the words 'Fake News'.
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by Frackingstein December 21, 2019
A "loser" is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.
They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.
They are Losers...
Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.
They are Losers...
Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
"Reiner is such a loser. He had a beautiful wife and children at home but had to cheat on them all."
by Sara Smiles October 28, 2013
Someone who puts a name on Urbandictionary.com and gushes about how people who are named that are the best
Definition: "Jasmine is a kind person who has lots of friends"
Person with sense: Whoever posted that is a loser
Person with sense: Whoever posted that is a loser
by Dstroyer101 April 29, 2019
A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.
As seen in the image above.
As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
by Richard Munch December 02, 2004
A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of many people who are many times
1. Depressed
2. Unable to raise their social status
3. Have gone through many hardships
4. Will probably be virgins for a LONG time
5. Have been tormented about being losers for all their life and don't need to hear any more bull shit.
1. Depressed
2. Unable to raise their social status
3. Have gone through many hardships
4. Will probably be virgins for a LONG time
5. Have been tormented about being losers for all their life and don't need to hear any more bull shit.
by Saihttam March 24, 2005