JR's definitions

RJ

The Acronym RJ (pronounced arr-Jay) is derived from the ancient folk word RamJam of the sand dancing tribal clan of South Sheilds (pronounced sowf sheeelds-like).
RamJam, originally the name of the ancient clan's god of anger, has now been adopted as a modern day term to describe one's 'loss of patience' and is often used to describe an all out 'fit of rage'.

Fucking tube was 10 minutes late, I choked on me cherry coke, got loads of shit of the boss and finally got sent to Switzerland for a week of work, that was it, I had a RIGHT RAMJAM and smashed me crib up !

by JR March 8, 2005

Krah

Somebody who cant type

ogm i just pazned yer l347 adss

omg yur such a krah, every time you spell a word wrong god kills a kitten

by JR December 29, 2004

Uggdugg

the act of milking ones prostate gland and drinking it.

When david says uggdugg i no its time to get my ass slirped up.

by Jr December 24, 2002

BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

by JR December 2, 2004

nut first through a knothole

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you

shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole

by jr December 11, 2004

Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.

Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????

by JR March 29, 2004

true love

When you drink a litre of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.

"It's true love, I stayed up all night on a caffeine high thinking about her."

by JR July 4, 2005