stexter

One who stalks through text messages. These stexters will text you every 3 or 4 minutes asking "What u doin'" or "We should hang". If they do not receive a response they will wait 6 minutes before texting you again, "Do u hate me?".

I couldn't get any sleep last night, Joey was being a total stexter! He sent me 31 texts in 10 minutes!

by Merany August 7, 2007

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Stelter

A douche bag filled with lies!

You lie so much you should work at CNN like stelter.

by Kevin from heaven May 13, 2020

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Sexternity

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

by tobefree July 13, 2021

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sexternal hard drive

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

by Champcar November 27, 2011

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Steltering

In the style of CNN anchor Brian Stelter, to pathetically avoid accountability and onus to do one's job with integrity, in which one falsely assumes a moral high ground.

When approached for a comment on the CNN expose, Brian responded with "Y'know I'm sorry for you...I'm sorry for you..." dismissing journalists in Steltering manner.

by Uncle Gazpacho April 16, 2021

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