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sexterday 

Having sex the day before. Being involved in coitus the previous day.
Me and Melissa did the deed sexterday.
sexterday by Thugchango September 21, 2018
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nexterday 

The day after tomorrow
I going to Jason's nexterday
nexterday by ThisGirlRightHeah April 15, 2015

Nexterday 

The day after tomorrow
I have to go to starlite Nexterday

SatErday 

Noah: Yo kyLe what day is it.
kyLe: it’s SatErday bro.
SatErday by Mopw June 7, 2018

Nexterday 

In reference to block schedule for high schools, not tomorrow but the day after tomorrow.
"Dude, don't worry, that big project is due nexterday. You're covered."
Nexterday by JaneyS November 27, 2013

Nexterday 

Something you were supposed to get to yesterday, but didn't. Realizing it was remained undone from yesterday's to-do list, but still can not be addressed within today's already full to-do list, so has to be accomplished on tomorrow's to- do list...a "nexterday problem"
"Hey, Honey, unfortunately, I only had time to gas up your car. I was going to take the car to car wash yesterday too, but my other errands ran long and I just couldn't squeeze it in, and since today we are volunteering all day at the kid's school's spring carnival until long after dark, it will just have to wait until tomorrow. Yet another "nexterday" errand to add to the list!
Nexterday by Literarian April 6, 2015

Sextardation 

A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.
Hank was in a state of sextardation after his wife was finished with him on their anniversary.

Sextardation by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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