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You lie so much you should work at CNN like stelter.
by Kevin from heaven May 13, 2020
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When a reply to a tweet gets more likes than the tweet it was replying to, usually indicating the unpopularity or stupidity of the original tweet
Damn you got 12 likes and his reply got 271 likes? He totally ratioed you bro
by FF29 July 06, 2020
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Stelter is the name for the highest amount and density of bullshit possible, bullshit including not only direct falsehoods, but mind numbing twists and intentional omissions to fit a narrative. The extremely high bullshit output of this mainstream media pundit is the level of bullshit taken in by his viewer's brains.
Moving up the mainstream media bullshit scale from smallest to largest - watching CNN for a short time (under one hour) is considered a Deuce. Watching for ah hour to an hour and a half is a Deuce and a half. Watching for two hours to four hours is a Double Deuce. Watching CNN for an entire day would be big and messy ! So big it would not flush ! It is called a Stelter !!! This could cause a Pink Sock (look it up in the Urban Dictionary)
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