One who partakes in Sexting.
Steve : What did my girlfriend text you last night!?
David : Psh. I'm not telling you, but that girl is one strange Sexter.
Placing a hard-boiled egg into a woman's vagina and then consuming it with cooter bacon.
-A full course meal.
Man 1 : You seem hungry.
Man 2 : Yeah, I skipped out on breakfast.
Man 1 : Shoulda just had a breakfast basket.
Man 2 : I'm not married.