2 definition by Lousy-David

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One who partakes in Sexting.
Steve : What did my girlfriend text you last night!?

David : Psh. I'm not telling you, but that girl is one strange Sexter.
by Lousy-David March 17, 2009

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Placing a hard-boiled egg into a woman's vagina and then consuming it with cooter bacon.

-A full course meal.
Man 1 : You seem hungry.

Man 2 : Yeah, I skipped out on breakfast.

Man 1 : Shoulda just had a breakfast basket.

Man 2 : I'm not married.
by Lousy-David April 12, 2009

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