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stephqnle 

“stephqnle is so funny!”
“who’s stephqnle ?”

“the best person on this planet
stephqnle by stephqnleisawesomw February 8, 2022
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Stephanies are the most sweetest people ever. Usually light brown eyes, they can stare into your soul and is their way of making you do what they want. They are really funny, have a great sense of humour with the most unique laugh in the world. Stephanies are rare, keep them forever. Stephanies also may be shy at school but once you become someone she trusts , she will always give you the best. She is really smart but doesn’t want to show it, and has a very beautiful body. Many girls want to be her. Stephanies are strong in their heart. Love your stephanie, don’t lose her.
guy 1: Oh that girl is hot
guy 2: duh she is a stephanie
Stephanie by tupac_27-09 January 1, 2022

Stephnie 

Stephnie is intelligent, friendly and has a dry sense of humour. She has a contagious laugh. Stephnie is a good friend, a listener and cares deeply about her family.

Stephnie is always willing to help where she can, but she can easily feel taken for granted. She will however keep on giving and forgiving, but only up to a certain point, after which she will feel enough was enough and will then walk away.

Stephnie's way of thinking, just like her way of dressing, can be described as different, unique and sometimes weird. She is opinionated and can speak before she thinks. She is not always politically correct. If she does think before she speaks, she will be careful how to phrase her words. She hates hurting others.

Stephnie is not afraid of a challenge, a change or an adventure. Decisions usually follows an intense time of pondering options, but might be perceived by others as impulsive. She will follow through with her decision come what may.
If you want a unique and fresh perspective on a situation, ask Stephnie.
Stephnie by TrojanTold September 15, 2019

Stephanie Poetri 

An underrated indonesian pop singer who is mainly known for her song "I Love You 3000" and has an EP called AM:PM.
I listen to "Picture Myself" by Stephanie Poetri on repeat every night.
Stephanie Poetri by MenisDaughter January 30, 2022
Stéphane is a French man who is very sexy and a good boyfriend, very good kisser and loves to cuddle
Omg stéphane is like the perfect man
Stéphane by Peter Griffin man 1960 October 24, 2019

Stephenie Meyer 

The worst "author" literature has ever seen. The creator of the Twilight saga in which the main character allows herself to be controlled and abused by her boyfriend. This is considered by fans as a "romance".
"Bella, you are not to see your best friend Jacob because I'm insecure and jealous of him." "Okay Edward, I'll abandon all my friends and family for you. You're better than them because you're pretty."

*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!"

Stephanie Meyer 

An author who deserves an award, probably because of the fact that she has brainwashed the most teenage girls in the smallest amount of time.

Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.
(Phone Conversation)
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is

(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week
Stephanie Meyer by TwilightisAnnoying February 20, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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