steamfish 

When someone is a batiman!

Mans likes some steamfish eh?
Hey Damian, you like a little steam in ya fish eh?

steamfish by Steamfish October 11, 2018

starfishin' 

When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face

She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile

starfishin' by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018

chocolate starfish 

A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.

Obviously she's never bleached her Chocolate Starfish

chocolate starfish by Jedeasy April 9, 2017

Starfish Custard 

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

Starfish Custard by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Snoring Starfish by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

Beef Steamship 

When you poop in a hot tub.

Aw man! I was going to use the hot tub, but someone left a Beef Steamship in there

Beef Steamship by Cactus Con Carne February 6, 2017

Seldovia SteamShovel 

Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.

John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.

Seldovia SteamShovel by The Sexacutioner October 26, 2018