starfishin' 

When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face

She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile

starfishin' by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018

Sadfishing 

(Noun.) The practice of writing about one’s unhappiness or emotional problems on social media, especially in a vague way, in order to attract attention and sympathetic response.

David been sadfishing all day on Twitter.

Sadfishing by Jerry_Stil October 2, 2019

sadfishing 

someone who makes exaggerated claims about their emotional problems to gain sympathy, used especially by attention-seekers.

yo, that ''depressed'' guy gotta stop sadfishing!

sadfishing by jealousboy21 October 1, 2019

Sadfishing 

Sadfishing is the act of someone faking their mental health issues in order to gain attention/likes on social media.

Possible motivations: loneliness, curiosity, boredom

Kendall Jenner is a bitch, she's just sadfishing all the damn time!

Sadfishing by CryinNow October 6, 2019

chocolate starfish 

A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.

Obviously she's never bleached her Chocolate Starfish

chocolate starfish by Jedeasy April 9, 2017

Starfish Custard 

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

Starfish Custard by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Startishing 

The act of starting something that you are planning on finishing... or maybe not planning on finishing!

The teased man asked the flirty girl if she was startishing.

Startishing by Repete456 December 28, 2009