starsucker 

Censored version of starfucker. Mostly used when MTV wants to play that Nine Inch Nails videoclip of the same name.

Only pussies say starsucker

starsucker by pinky_pseudonym September 14, 2004

stepsucker 

A step parent, either male or female, whom weds someone that has children from a prior failed relationship. The "stepsucker" provides shelter, clothing, food, financial support, stability, etc., etc. to stepchildren that always take yet do not give and are more than willing to live off of someone they resent and have no respect for. The "stepsucker" is permitted the obligation of having to help raise the children but are not allowed to discipline them. Any step parent that is called dad or mom by loving appreciative children is exempt from this definition.

After opening the big expensive presents and tossing the wrapping paper onto the floor the children were asked by their step parent to please pick up the trash and put it in the bin to which the step children replied, " You can't tell us what to do your not our real parent, your just the stepsucker, LOL"

stepsucker by jpg3 August 9, 2010

Starbucked-up 

A wired and out of control person

D $ :"those refs blew it on Monday night football...cant believe thay gave that TD to the Seahawks!"

Young E: " you think those replacement refs wanted to deal with 60,000 tree-hugging, Starbucked-up maniacs? I'd cave too!"

Starbucked-up by badback9 September 25, 2012

soapsucker 

A person who swears a lot.

When he was a little boy, his momma made sure he was a frequent soapsucker.

soapsucker by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Starbucker 

A person that sits inside of a Starbucks and is there only to look intelligent or stylish.

These people are most likely pretentious hipsters who like to mouth off words that you don't even know (or maybe they don't even know) just to confuse you and broadcast their mental superiority. They also probably listen to NPR radio, only watch the news, is a vegetarian, and is a very eco-minded person.

How to spot a Starbuker:

After finishing their coffee they don't leave, they may have even fallen asleep.

This person may be holding, carrying, or wearing any of the following:

-Newspaper
-Any Macintosh product
-A "classic" work of fiction
-A biography or documentary book of some sort
-Anything eco-friendly
-Chico or form fitting Pants
-A shirt or sweater made in a solid muted color, like burgandy, or olive green etc.

Jane is such a Starbucker; she will sit in the Starbucks lougne for 2 hours with her Macintosh laptop while listening to NPR radio.

Starbucker by TechnoFan21 July 22, 2009

starbucketchallenge 

Throwing your own (cold) beverage over your own head while screaming: this is not good, there are no taxes in it!

Preferably inside a starbucks with a lot of people.

If you don't start to pay taxes I will starbucketchallenge you!

starbucketchallenge by Die Anstalt October 28, 2014

starfucker 

A person who obessessed with and seeks out personal interaction with celebrities. The desired interaction is often, but not necessarily, sexual in nature.

Examples include Courtney Love, Star Jones, and pretty much every person on the E! television network.

starfucker by A.M. April 17, 2005