Starbucker

A person that sits inside of a Starbucks and is there only to look intelligent or stylish.

These people are most likely pretentious hipsters who like to mouth off words that you don't even know (or maybe they don't even know) just to confuse you and broadcast their mental superiority. They also probably listen to NPR radio, only watch the news, is a vegetarian, and is a very eco-minded person.

How to spot a Starbuker:

After finishing their coffee they don't leave, they may have even fallen asleep.

This person may be holding, carrying, or wearing any of the following:

-Newspaper
-Any Macintosh product
-A "classic" work of fiction
-A biography or documentary book of some sort
-Anything eco-friendly
-Chico or form fitting Pants
-A shirt or sweater made in a solid muted color, like burgandy, or olive green etc.

Jane is such a Starbucker; she will sit in the Starbucks lougne for 2 hours with her Macintosh laptop while listening to NPR radio.

by TechnoFan21 July 22, 2009

starbucker

Someone who sits at a coffee shop for hours at a time trying to look all cool with their laptop.

That guy is always here. Total starbucker.

by hsmlover May 1, 2009

Starbucker

n; a person who's a cross between a Starbucks addict and a fucker. Sometimes a Starbucks addict becomes a fucker only after 2-3 double shot macchiatos, but they're still a Starbucker.

husband; honey, can't we just wait until we get to the next town to get you your third refill from Starbucks.

wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!

husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?

by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008

Starbucks Lovers

A term that didn't exist until people misheard Taylor Swift's lyrics in Blank Space, when she actually says "list of ex-lovers."

You'll notice that Blank Space first aired on the radio on November 10th, 2014 - and the term popped up shortly after that.

Taylor Swift: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane.

Hearing-impaired preteen: Durrr what does "Starbucks lovers" mean? I know - I'll make up a definition and put it on Urban Dictionary!

by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 9, 2016

Starbucky

Designing or making something in the style or likeness of Starbucks or Starbuck products

He made a beer latte and it was very "Starbucky" looking

by on July 4, 2019

Starbucks enema

Bowel movement caused by drinking an oversized cup of coffee. Usually happens when you are already back in the car. Only the sheer willpower of a Jedi will keep you safe until you reach the office.

Oh man. I am stuck in traffic and this Venti caffe latte is giving me a Starbucks enema. Let's hope I don't soil myself.

by Billy Bubba July 6, 2008

Starbucks girl

A Starbucks girl is a stereotype given to girls that are commonly in 14 - 18 years old. They usually hang around in small groups. Starbucks girls deliberately type in short forms of words or how you actually say the word. As the name implies, their hangout spot is almost always Starbucks.

Starbucks girls usually wear really loose shirts, and very tight jeans. They wear colorful clothing and jewellery. They have 2 - 5 social media accounts and they care about it a lot, so they will be aggressive if you insult them online.

Starbucks girl #1: "oh my god did you see that kid insult my picture online?"

Starbucks girl #2: "I know right? he's totes jelly of you."

Starbucks girl #1: "I hait that kid he's such a bulleh"

by social justice penguin June 20, 2017