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stepsucker 

A step parent, either male or female, whom weds someone that has children from a prior failed relationship. The "stepsucker" provides shelter, clothing, food, financial support, stability, etc., etc. to stepchildren that always take yet do not give and are more than willing to live off of someone they resent and have no respect for. The "stepsucker" is permitted the obligation of having to help raise the children but are not allowed to discipline them. Any step parent that is called dad or mom by loving appreciative children is exempt from this definition.
After opening the big expensive presents and tossing the wrapping paper onto the floor the children were asked by their step parent to please pick up the trash and put it in the bin to which the step children replied, " You can't tell us what to do your not our real parent, your just the stepsucker, LOL"
stepsucker by jpg3 August 9, 2010
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soapsucker 

When he was a little boy, his momma made sure he was a frequent soapsucker.
soapsucker by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

seersucker 

A suit worn in the American south that is typically defined by small blue to navy vertical stripes on a white background. It is worn normally during the summer months as an alternative to the more popular business suit based on its light and cool fabric that is more tolerable to the hot and humid conditions.
Something you would see an lawyer in New Orleans wearing in the mid 1900's. Also sported by Gregory Peck's character Atticus Finch in the movie adaptation of "To Kill a Mockingbird"

Tom - "It is so hot outside Jim, what should i wear to this wedding?"
Jim - "I'm putting on that seersucker I've had in the closet for the past 150 years."
seersucker by Matticans March 10, 2007

sapsucker 

A person not high in social status. (i.e. lame, loser, chump, punk, ect.)
That dude ain't nothin' but a sapsucker.

You need to back up, you ol' sapsucker
sapsucker by bright_star May 13, 2005

Seersucker 

A type of clothing that is sort of flexible and stretchy. It usually has stripes of varying colors down it.
I just bought this awesome seersucker jacket from Ralph Lauren!
Seersucker by Lain872 June 25, 2005

MILFINMUKIN STEAMSUCKER

THAT MILFINMUKIN STEAMSUCKER IS GONNA COST US A FORTUNE TO REPAIR

starsucker 

Censored version of starfucker. Mostly used when MTV wants to play that Nine Inch Nails videoclip of the same name.
Only pussies say starsucker
starsucker by pinky_pseudonym September 14, 2004