swears

Expression used to express disbelief, or to affirm opinions with excitement or sarcasm.

-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"

+" Swears you were.." or "Swears"

-"He swears he can pull a 10!!"

by GiorgiR October 30, 2018

swears

used in place of I swear or ong

Tyler: Bro don't you think Chic-filet should close down?
Me: yh fr bro "swears"

by kays ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ April 11, 2022

Swears

Words that were created that we can't say for some fucking reason

Kid: "fuck"
Adult: "dont say swears ever again thats a bad word."
Kid: "why is it created if we cant say it?"
Adult: "I dont know"
Kid: "why?"
Adult: "im not sure"
Kid: "why?"

by Bruh_M0ment September 30, 2022

Swears

Noun (sa-weers) when it’s so hot outside you sweat and you cry and it becomes a mixture and you don’t know which is which.

It was so hot outside I had swears coming down my fave as if I left out of a sauna.

by Washingteen-O August 17, 2023

money doesn’t talk, it swears

A subjective evaluation of the truth about money which is that it maintains violence, social aggression, deprivation of many, and mass cruelty.

Bob Dylan coined the poetic line, “money doesn’t talk, it swears,” in his iconic song, “It’s Alright, Ma.”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

non-offensive swears

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.

This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.

by IkeM October 5, 2003

non-offensive swears

For all the religious people out there, they can now get away with cuss words by doing the following:

- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.

If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.

"Oh, vuck, i left my shi at home."

by b1LLi0 October 22, 2004