stankhard

n. Someone who likes ejaculating on their own pillows.
n. Any person under age 40 who takes pride in fisting.

Mel Gibson and Bryan are hardcore stankhards.

by SAG 3 February 4, 2005

Standard Andy

A Standard Andy (unlike the Typical Andy), is when something happens that's usually embarrassing and is completely that persons fault, normally because that person is clumsy, not thinking things through or just doing something stupid. Someone can have a Standard Andy moment or (like the Typical Andy) they can be having a Standard Andy day.

A Standard Andy incident could be a number of things, they could think something is funny and get in trouble as a result. Such as trying to jump the fence to take a short cut because they didn't want to walk around and spitting their trousers in the process or even public nudity resulting in the police being called.

*****"I was on a night out and went for a piss down an alleyway, but I ended up pissing all down myself and my bag."*****

*****"You dick head, what a Standard Andy."*****

by Mandate2017 February 23, 2020

standard gandhi

When something is exceptional. Just like Gandhi. The Standard Gandhi

That beer was the standard gandhi.

It was the best day of my life - standard Gandhi

by The dragon (w/ defn. article) January 21, 2012

Double Standard

When a situation is desirable for one group but deplorable for another.

Double Standard. A concept that permits and excuses certain behaviors and actions from one group or person but violently opposes the same actions from another.

by hypocritical actions April 16, 2013

The standard of kpop performance

Choi san member of ATEEZ is the standard of kpop performance as it was said by professional dancers " the man who will upgrade the standard of k-pop performance."

Do you know who is the standard of kpop performance?
"You mean choi san the standard, the standard of the 4th gen and upcoming gens. YESSS!! We love to see it"

by Stanchoisanforbetterlife June 19, 2020

Daniel Andrews Standard

A description of a system of actions, usually of a left wing government in the 2nd most populous state in Australia, that is promised to have been "handled perfectly" but actually turns out to be a complete cluster**** , causing widespread misery to an entire population.

"That scheme was really Daniel Andrews standard "

by anonymous September 8, 2020

The Triple Six Standard

The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.

Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man

by SithLordTrevor February 18, 2020